Which was when she spotted a large anthropomorphic wolf strumming a six-string guitar. The wolf spotted her and began singing.
"Hey there, little red riding hood,
You sure are looking good!
You're everything a big bad wolf could want. Howllllllll!"
After a moment of staring, Akane started forward.
"Little red riding hood,
I'd like to hold you if I could,
but you might think I'm a big bad wolf - so I won't!"
Akane smiled as she went forward, noting that the wolf was sitting on a log right beside the path.
"What big eyes you have!
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad!
Little red -" WHAM! CRUNCH!
Force = mass times acceleration.
Take a mallet weighing 50kg. Accelerate onto a wolf's head with the impact speed of about 45 kph.
Akane's smile got a bit less happy as she noticed that things had gone a bit different from expectations.
Wolf = dead. Head = splatter. Guitar = broken. Little bits of gore dripping off mallet.
Akane reacted by:
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