Faerie King Ranma: Not the wolf you expected? [Episode 51282]

by Kestral

Huh?

The wolf continued merrily on, whistling some little tune.

"Hold it you!" Akane yelled. "Aren't you going to attack me?"

"No, senorita, chu must have me confused with another wolf." The wolf said in a Mejican accent.

"No?" Akane asked, insistently.

"Si. Which is to say, no," agreed the wolf. "Is you lost or something senorita?"

"Uhm, yeah, I guess you could say that," said Akane, still eyeing the wolf distrustfully.

"Very well. I am Juan Esteban Miguel Phillipe Arriba Filiberto Margarita Pablo Rodrigo Don Villalobos Sanchez Antoine Ricardo Baja McMahon III."

Akane gaped for a moment, forgetting this was a talking wolf, at being able to get all that out in one breath.

"I am a Mexican Gray Wolf," said Juan. "Mainly I work in Herd Management and in the Ecological Accounting fields. My birthsign is Libra and my bloodtype is O+. Who is chu?"

"Akane Tendo, yoroshiku," said Akane by habit. "You're in accounting?"

"Si senorita, however it is the slow season right now, so maybe I can help chu out. My card."

Akane stared. A wolf with a business card?

Juan Esteban Miguel Phillipe Arriba Filiberto Margarita Pablo Rodrigo Don Villalobos Sanchez Antoine Ricardo Baja McMahon III Herd Management and Ecological Accountancy Eco-Accountants, Senior Accountant 18511 Pleasant Avenue C-5 Veldt #4, Faerie Realms

"Look aren't wolves supposed to be lewd, vicious, beasts who prey on the helpless and wait until your back is turned in order to devour you alive?" asked Akane, trying to salvage some of her childhood faerie tales.

"Senorita, chu are confusing me with a lawyer," said the Juan Wolf. "Why for you want to insult me?"

Akane backpeddled figuratively. "Oh, uhm, I'm sorry. I'm not from around here."

"Well good enough, senorita, where are chu going if you are here lost?" The wolf pulled out a pair of glasses and began cleaning them while he waited.

"Well, my fiance has been kind of kidnapped and I was..."

"Chu part of that fiance thing? I hear about that." The wolf nodded his head and put the glasses on to peer at her from behind them. "So maybe chu want find chu prince and wake him with kiss?"

• "No way!" Akane automatically yells. "If I could get out of here I would!"
  "Okay," says the wolf. "I lead you to exit."
• "Kiss that pervert?! No way! He can sleep forever as far as I'm concerned!" Akane huffs.
  "Oh? Well, in that case, where do chu want to go?"
• Gunfire sounds in the distance and the wolf looks alarmed. "Quick! It is ees those gangster pigs. They make much trouble they see you."
• something else, si?

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(Posted Sat, 30 Aug 2003 13:40)

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