Herb groaned, then blinked as he remembered something. "Mint, come here."
"Yes Herb-sama?"
"Go to the vault, there is an artifact that will allow us to understand any language with ease." Mint nodded and took off, a minute later, he returned with a red crystal in the shape of a flower.
"This it Herb-sama?"
Herb nodded and placed it on the table. Focusing a little of his Ki, he was pleased that it started glowing a dull red. "Now then, what is you're name?"
Raphiel blinked, he had just heard that nice guy say that his butt had it's own zip code. "Just what did you mean by that?"
Herb blinked, he theard the werecheetah had say that he was sleeping with his sister. 'I did not need to know that.' He then blinked, "Hey were you talking about my sister?"
More blinking on Raphiel's part, the nice guy had said something about his mother, he didn't understand it. He scratched his head, "My mother is only five inches tall."
Herb blinked, the werecheetah had said that his mother was so fat, that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck. "I don't care if you are a werecheetah, appologize!"
Raphiel blinked again, there was much blinking going around, the nice guy had said that he was so hairy that a wookie would tell him to shave. But Raphiel didn't get it.
Lime and Mint sweat-dropped. Lime whispered to Mint, "I don't think that thing is working right?"
Mint nodded, "Yeah. Maybe next time we don't use an Amazon Artifact."
Herb blinked and turned to his two cronies, "You mean this is an Amazon Artifact?" They both nodded, Herb growled, "Damnit, no wonder I couldn't understand him." He then smashed the artifact and then tried to think of a different way to communicate.
(A.N. Sorry this is short, but the idea hit me and I just had to write.)
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