Nabiki grabbed and hefted the orb nearest her. "Don't look like a guy to me."
"Please stop doing that," complained Ranma-chan.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Blonde hair flying in the breeze behind her, Sailor V pointed at the crowd. "That evil beast kidnapped a innocent boy. CRESCENT BEAM!"
Genma stopped moving when he noticed the smoking hole about fourteen inches from his crotch.
"You! You're Sailor V! I've been a fan for over a year," gushed one of the Tendo girls unexpectedly. "My name is Kasumi Tendo. Can I get your autograph?"
"I am Sailor Moon," proclaimed a second girl in a uniform like the first.
"Sailor Mercury," announced a third girl.
"There you go," said Sailor V, finding a pen and 8x10 glossy of her being held by the one girl. Only polite to autograph for her. "Ahem. Well, we observed this evil panda committing an act of underhanded violence upon this citizen."
Genma waved around as if to proclaim his innocence. Realizing he wasn't getting anywhere, he grabbed a wooden tray and started looking for a marker.
"How do we know you're the real Sailor V?" Nabiki challenged. "I didn't see you throw that beam attack earlier. Could you do it again?"
"Crescent Beam!" ZAP!
The panda looked crosseyed at the neat little hole drilled into the tray. "Growf?!" He could remember when he'd fought the girl before. He'd won that fight but now there were two others backing up the blonde and if she'd done that to his chest - it would have hurt pretty severely.
"Neat," said Akane, visions of pulling that manuever out on certain males in her life dancing enticingly through her head.
Venus turned to Ranma. "You, citizen, did you want this overweight and out-of-character panda to beat you over the head and steal you off to this house?"
"No," admitted Ranma.
"Should I do a Moon Tiara Action on the panda?" Moon asked Venus, deferring for the moment to the more experienced heroine.
"I don't know, maybe the panda can be reformed and not commit any more acts of evil?" Venus asked, her eyes on what she well knew was Ranma's father due to the talks they'd had over the past two weeks.
Genma considered the smoking hole.
(Posted Tue, 01 Jul 2003 12:13)
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