Sailor V blocked and returned with a "Sailor V Kick!"
"Shabon Spray!" announced Sailor Mercury, sending bubbles of subfreezing water in all directions.
"Oh dear, I hope the water doesn't get into the plaster," said Kasumi somewhere in the mists.
"Damn, I can't see anything," complained Nabiki.
"I'll help, Saotome!"
"Moon Tiara Action!"
WHANG!
"It's all up to you, Saotome..." thud!
"Oh my god," cried Akane. "They killed Daddy!"
"I'm not dead," mumbled Soun.
"What's that?" Akane asked.
"He says he's not dead," supplied Nabiki.
"He'll be stone cold in a moment," countered Akane, posing dramatically. Not that anyone could see her at the moment.
The sound of a panda beating on a young girl, and the girl beating the panda back, made it difficult to hear anything briefly.
"What was that about a cart?" asked Nabiki.
"I'm not ready to go on the cart," argued Soun.
"Actually I think what she said was something involving Mister Saotome passing wind when he got kicked in the stomach," corrected Kasumi from somewhere in the fog.
"Is that why that part of the cloud is green over there?" asked Akane's voice.
"Growf!"
"Crescent Beam!"
"Moon Tiara Action!"
"Table swing!" (Ranma wanted a piece of the action scene.)
WHAM!
"Ouch!" Akane yelled. "Hey, someone just hit me with something!"
"Uhm," said Ranma, thinking as quickly as he could under the circumstances. "Someone took the table away from me. I think it was the panda-yoma."
"Growf?!"
"Ooooooh, wait till I get my hands on him!" Akane vowed.
"Growf!"
"AH HAH!" said Akane, orienting on the sound and determining that yes - the evil panda youma impersonating her father's friend WAS within table-smacking distance.
Ranma wondered where he was now. He thought it was a hallway but this fog was so thick!
"Mercury-san?" came Moon's voice from somewhere. "I think you overdid it."
"According to my sensors there's a strong source of chaos nearby and it's driving the Shabon Spray out of control," said Mercury's voice from somewhere else. It was a good thing she had found the visor commands as that was about the limit of range of sight at the moment.
TRAMPLE!
"HEY, a panda just ran me over!" Nabiki called out. "At least I think it was a panda. It had fur!"
"You can't get away from me!" Akane promised as she began flailing about in the fog.
"Oh dear, this is liable to put mildew on the plaster," fretted Kasumi. "Has anyone seen my dust rags?"
"Kasumi," said Nabiki's voice, "I can't even see the tip of my nose."
"Well," offered Mercury's voice, "it can't last too much longer. Once the air reaches a saturation point, the water will condense."
"Growf!" said Genma loudly. Where'd the kitchen go? He needed some hot water!
"Ah HAH!" cried Akane triumphantly as she turned and swung a magnificent punch at the noisemaker.
WHAM! THUD!
"I got him!" Akane proclaimed.
"Growf?"
"I didn't get him?" Akane swallowed nervously. "Who did I hit?"
"Not me," said Sailor Moon from somewhere to the left.
"Nor I," put in Sailor Mercury from somewhere upstairs.
"Wasn't me," said Ranma, wherever he was.
"I'm pretty sure it wasn't me," said Sailor V.
"Thank you kami-sama. It wasn't me," said Nabiki.
"Then who?" asked Akane.
(Posted Thu, 12 Feb 2004 11:46)
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