Shampoo's Wives: Candy Candy [Episode 54682]

by Kestral

Shampoo raced home with the chocolate covered wife. "You no worry, Spatula Girl. Shampoo know just how to get chocolate, caramel, and tasty filling!"

Ukyo whimpered from within her chocolate shell. She had absolutely no doubt about Shampoo's claim.


The "Swordsman Bar, Now With Extra Nuts" was quickled labeled "For Promotion Only" and shipped to New York City where the Swordsman Bar would be making its premiere.


Azusa squealed as automatic nozzles swung into position.

"Marcelle! Rodrique! Francois! Sainto! glub gurgle glub glub"

The glob of chocolate went directly into Press #4 where the mold shaped the glob into a nice chocolate bunny and was sent to Mishima Air Force Base and from there to a Destroyer in the mid-Pacific whose crew hadn't seen women in six months "from your friends at the Outrageous Chocolate Factory!"


Jazzy, upbeat, music played from the speakers.

Ryoga opened his mouth to yell something when a hose clicked into place and

Splurshhhhhhhhhh!

now with his belly distended painfully, Ryoga tried to struggle to breathe as he'd just been filled with nougat and peanuts.

He dropped down, was plucked up by a mechanical arm, and set upon a conveyor belt.

"Ryoga! You're not getting away that easy glub glub glub!"

Stretchers and formers stretched and formed the candies, packagers clicked and whirred and fitted the candies into special packages, heat wrap was applied, and the conveyors took the packages at the end to put them into a shipping container.

Once full, the shipping container was trucked to a plane. The plane was quickly filled and sent off to its destination.

There, at the Grand Duchy Of Fenwick Beer & Chocolate Festival: (an event which the country relied on for tourism dollars)

"They look so lifelike."

"Truly a work of art!"

"I don't know. The boy was depicted with fangs and the girl looks flatchested and not particularly attractive."

crick

"Oh look, Yorkie, the chocolate is cracking on that half of the Valentine's chocolate."

crack

"I see it, Gwen. The sign of an inferior product."

CRAK! Akane was in the house as she flexed and shifted and shoved pieces of chocolate away from her.

Crunch! Ryoga groaned as he burst free and began hobbling away from Akane.

"Well, that was different, Yorkie."

"What some people won't do for publicity, Gwen."

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(Posted Thu, 26 Jun 2003 15:04)


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