So he ran, crashing into a rather large keg, and sending it flying...
...So that it hit a tree and burst right above Akane's head, drenching her in beer. "Ryouga! You jerk!"
Not that he noticed as he hightailed his way out of the festival.
Charles Lambert was certain that this would be the time that he finally made it down the Swiss slope in record time. He would manage to do what he had set out to do and to make it onto the team. Sure he hadn't had the best of seasons, but he was doing better after his 'stay' after his 'incident'.
Besides, he knew the slopes and what they would show him, so that meant that there would be no hallucinations there.
Then he saw the naked boy running down the slope with a lingerie clad girl in hot pursuit.
"RYOUGA! GET BACK HERE!"
Perhaps he would get an answer with the avalanche the hallucination of a girl just caused.
"Do you know what this means Professor?" asked the dig assistant.
The older man snorted as he gazed over the ancient clay pot that he held. "But of course I know what this means! Years of research has allowed me to finally prove that my research into ancient Roman society has finally garnered the proof of the answer to some of the mysteries of the ages!"
"All with something so fragile... What's that?"
"It sounds like... a girl..."
Just then a naked boy and a near naked girl ran through the dig, and bumped into the professor and his assistant.
*CRASH!* went the pot.
"It's destoyed..." mumured the assistant.
"All that work, gone..." breathed the professor.
"What will you do now?"
"It is truly simple."
"What's that?"
"I am going to find a bottle of very cheap wine, and a woman with a bigger chest than brains so that I might find something to enjoy."
"So, tell me Herr Zenigata. Are you absolutely certain that this exhibit shall be protected?" asked the police official.
Zenigata smiled confidently at the man. "Certainly. We have everything covered."
"And so you have made sure that there are not possible entries for theives?"
"Exactly. There's no way that Lupin will ever get inside here, never mind steal the joint exhibit."
"RANMA! THIS IS ALL YOR FAULT!" screamed a naked boy as he passed the pair.
"RYOUGA! COME BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT!" yelled the near naked girl as she followed.
Raising an eyebrow, the police official looked at Zenigata. "Perhaps you would like to tell me again just how protected this is from Herr Lupin."
"A-heh," went a nervously grinning Zenigata.
"A-HAH!" declared Ryouga, "I shall be able to see everything from the top of Tokyo Tower!"
"Including your punishment!" barked Akane.
"(What are they talking about Pierre?)" asked one patron.
Pierre shrugged. "(Perhaps they are doing some sort of role playing Monique.)"
"(But this is the Effiel Tower...)"
"(Who can figure out tourists?)" he commented while:
(Posted Thu, 26 Jun 2003 22:02)
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