Gina had been thankful to see Charlotte, but this... This was one sight she had not expected. She had seen a few werecats before, but NOTHING like the stud-muffin in front of her. Ranma had miles and miles of thick, manwichy, black-furred muscle, and the only clothing seemed to be a pair of tight, rather-torn pants. "Houston, we have ignition!" Gina thought giddily
Brianna frowned, knowing full-well why Gina was drooling. Nuts to that! Brianna was going to make sure she got Ranma in the sack first!
Theo, for once in a great while, was actually stumped. He had never seen a werecat like this one before. Large... Muscular... FANGED... He looked dangerous, but from his aura, Theo did not feel any malic or dark intentions in the slightest. If anything, this 'Ranma' seemed to have a lot of confidence to his aura. "Confidence... But in what?" Theo asked himself mentally. "Is this Ranma conffident in his abilities, the situation, or something more?"
Julia looked this Ranma over from top to bottom. His form just screamed of great physical strength. And it was possible he might have had an even greater healing and regenerative abilities than any other werecat, considering that he seemed to have a fine-tuned aura... He miht possibly be a chi and ki user as well. And just his stance alone, while showing nervousness, spoke of great control over his actions. "Oh, I am going to want a spar with this one..." Julia thought.
Gar just blinked his eyes in shock. He had never, EVER seen a werecat like this. Ranma was just taller than any werelion Gar had seen, and looked as though to be stronger. Heck, those fangs also had him on edge slightly. However, one question about all this kept going through Gar's mind. "What kind of werecat is this Ranma?"
Sheila was thinking along the same lines as her brother. However, she also seemed to be a little... Surprised by this werecat's appearance. Tall, muscular, and, by some werecat standards, (including her's) quite handsome. The fangs did scare her a little, but they also served to give him a 'uniqueness'. And Sheila thought that was rather neat.
Carla and Luan, ever the constant companions, were thinking along the same lines, as they almost always did. They thought this was a VERY unique person to be meeting. Still, there was SOME discrepency among the two. While Luan was impressed with this Ranma's appearance, Carla thought of him as being quite... 'Attractive'...
Genn blinked her eyes once, then twice. Well now, this was rather interesting. She wasn't getting any 'bad' vibes from off this new werecat... So MAYBE she could trust them. But still, it would be better to get to know him first. Besides, that refined aura he had was practically to die for!
Seance was okay with the situation... It was rather surprisingto see such a big werecat, but there was nothing 'bad' about him, as far as Seance could tell. With his ability to see people's daydreams, Seance was definitely not getting any sort of evil intent from Ranma... However, he was picking up rather disturbing daydreams from Gina, (as to be expected) Brianna, (Once more, to be expected) Carla, Luan, Sheila... Britanny? And... CHARLOTTE!? "What the heck?" Seance wondered. "I can understand all of them, but Britanny and CHARLOTTE!? Britanny's married, and Charlotte doesn't seem to know ANY of this!"
Now, Stryyp was very confused about all this. He was used to male werecats sometimes coming around to see his wife, (though in his opinion, no meant 'no', damn it!) But Stryyp had alwayss persevered through it all, and eventually married the woman of his dreams. But now, there was a BIG werecat her, and Stryyp had this gnawing feeling in the back of his mind that he was here because of Britanny. So, it's no surprise that Stryyp made the first more...
"Uh, Ranma, was it?" Stryyp began, a little nervously. "If I may ask... Just who and WHAT are you? And what brings you here?"
Ranma blinked. "As far as I know, I'm a Weresmilodon. Or, Sabretooth weretiger."
"Weresmilodon?" Most of those gathered repeated.
"Yeah..." Ranma said, blushing a bit. "As for why I'm here..." Ranma blushed a bit more. "What's your name again?"
"Stryyp'Gia Diggers. Husband of Britanny Diggers." Stryyp said, though he was surprised at himseld for mentioning that last bit about being Britanny's husband.
Ranma nodded his head. "I see... Well, Stryyp... Would you believe that I was hired by a cat goddess to be your wife's body-guard so that you and her can make as many werecheetah cubs as you wanted?"
Stryyp blinked his eyes in shock. "What?"
"Yeah, Muffin." Britanny said. "Ranma already took care of that nasty Peachbody and Benji earlier today."
Hearing THAT shocked Gina. "He took care of Peachbody!?"
"Yeah!" Charlotte answered. "Those meanies were trying tot ake me back, but Ranma saved me!"
"Excuse me," Julia spoke up, "But are you saying that you're hear to be a body-guard to my daughter, so that she can have my grandchildren in peace?"
"Mom! You don't have to phrase it that way!" Britanny said, blushing in embarassment.
Ranma blushed a little himself. "Well, yeah, more or less..."
Julia smiled at the idea of many grandchildren running around the house, while Ranma here just batted away anything that wold try to bother the sweet, little werecheetah children. "Hmm... Seems rather interesting... And quite an inviitng offer."
"Excuse me, Ranma, if I might ask a question?" Theo asked. Seeing Ranma nod, Theo asked, "What cat-goddess are you talking about?"
"Bastet." Ranma said.
"YOU WERE SENT BY GODDESS BASTET!?" Both Gar and Sheila cried out at the same time.
"Yes. Is that a problem?" Ranma asked.
Gar was speechless, but Sheila managed to voice her thoughts. "You mean to say you actually met our peoples' goddess? Incredible!"
"Yeah, I guess that would be..." Ranma said. "I hope you don't mind me hanging out around here... I think I'm going to be here awhile as I look after Britanny."
"My room! MY ROOM!"
"That'a girl! Taking to your lessons like a pro!"
"I'm not getting it!"
"Don't look at me!"
"I'll do it... A wise man once said, better to meet the Lion at it's Den, then to pay $3.50 for a circus ticket."
"Daishi, that made absolutely no sense!"
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