Ranma had to hold himself back from following that strange Tuxedo dressed dork when he suggested the Defenders might not be enemies at all. Well.. they were still fighting.. maybe these prissy sentai types ignored useful information...
'Ahh fuck.' Ranma whined when the two groups seemed to come to a mutual truce. Peace and love just wasn't any fun damnit. 'Hmmm. How to rectify this situation.... ah.. yes.. perfect.'
Teleporting to the fish market, 'aquiring' some of its product, Ranma reappeared on the roof just as Mercury and Dr. Strange finished pulling the Iceman out of his homemade popsicle prison.
"So.. Mercury.." Dr. Strange intoned with no small amount of respect in his voice. Intelligence should always be respected, no matter what form it came in. "This source of evil you and you..." he looked over the other girls, his mind trying his damndest to accept the reality these girls were indeed superheros. Normally it would have been easy, he's seen enough weird shit in his life to desensitize him to that crap... but their leader... their leader...
"Ooooo! Can we get cherry syrup? Huh? Huh! Oh I bet we can make the worlds biggest frosties with this!" cried Sailor Moon, trying desperatly to gather up the various clunks of ice that had yet to be soiled by the ground below.
A Single thought echoed in three differnt minds. 'Is she really Sailor Moon? Jesus Christ her mother must have been hitting that crack pipe hard!'
"you.. and you're comrades was searching for. You say he left the area just before you got here?" Dr. Strange finished his question.
Nabiki was about to say something concerning the 'source' of evil, but when she noticed Ranma's shadow looming over the roof. Nope, Nabiki didn't WANT to get involved with whatever the hell Ranma was.
"I wouldn't say 'Gone' my dear widdle Doctor!" Ranma chirruped from his position ontop the roof. He felt extremly confidant, after having viewed the assorted heros below fight, that he could take em. Dr. Strange might be a problem, damn old men and their titles of 'Sorcerer Supreme.' Little buggers.
Insert sterotypical gasps from the heros, as well as the cliche swoon and drool from Jupiter and Venus - With Mars on the side with just a slight blush.
Dr. Strange ignored the condesending and childish tone in which the.. thing addressed him. Instead of continueing this intriguing *snort* conversation with the agent of evil, he summoned forth eldritch energy and let loose with his power.
Ranma watched the energy travel towards him, not seeming to have a care in the world. Just as the energy reached him, he shimmered and vanished from sight.
Mercury noticed immediatly when Dr. Strange seemed to vanish in much the same way.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*coughcough* "Shit! Why me?" Strange swore. He had seen the boy teleport out of the way, and some how teleporting HIM into the path of his own attack. It was incredible to Dr. Strange, he didn't think ANYONE could manipulate time and space to such a degree with nary a effort.
Ranma chuckled jovially, appearing next to Sailor Moon. No one reacted fast enough to stop him from slapping her ass playfully, "My what firm buttocks you have there."
"EEP!" Moon schreeched, throwing her Moon Sceptre in the Air when she realized what happened.
"dead scream.." Sailor Pluto whispered, attemping a suprise attack from behind.
Ranma, in what was becoming a very annoying habit, dissappeared from the path of destruction Plutos attack of unstable chronos energy left in its wake.
Sailor Pluto, much like Strange before her, took the blast full force.
Ranma reappeared beside Dr. Strange, who was struggling to his feet. Ignoring the Dr. for the moment, he left off a smirk as he watched the dust cloud clear from Pluto's attack, fully expected the Senshi to be down and out. To his surprise and dismay, she was unhurt by the attack. His surprise in the situation was simply because the woman herself was so temporally grounded time magic in anyform had little to no chance of affecting her, his dismay stemmed from the fact he let his geniune look of surprise come to his face - Which Pluto saw. While outwardly Pluto looked dead serious, inwardly Ranma knew she was laughing her ass off at him.
Well.. that wouldn't do...
"Lookie, lookie. Impressive." Ranma stated with respect.
"It will take more than that to get the best of me, fiend of the Darkness!" Pluto retorted, bringing her staff to bear as if to ward off an incoming attack. At least, thats what Ranma figured. She sure as hell couldn't reach him from where she was.
Ranma conviently ignored the rest of the Senshi and the Defenders. Most were still down anyway due to the fight they had participated in earliy. "Well.. I guess.." He said, almost in a whine. "Let me try again! I can do better!"
Standing up quickly, Ranma smashed Dr. Stranges head back through the roof Shingels before making extragavent gestures with his fingers. "Uh.. Bibbibobbidie BOO! Yeah.. heh.. I summon you!"
No one noticed the 5 red pin pricks of energy leak from Ranma's finger tips, falling to the ground and forming a upside down pentagram around the Doc.
He grinned inwardly as the annoyance and 'Hate for all things Evil' sprang to life in his foes. They must really hate people dissin em like this.. ah well, "Hell with it. Bomb Di Wind!"
The resultant compression of air and concussive blast blew everyone, save Strange and the Hulk, through the air and off into the distance. Well, not that far really, but Ranma - having first hand knowledge of the area - supplied just enough power to ensure they landed in the canal, or at least in the viscinity of it.
Watching as the faded from his vision, Ranma reached inside his coat and pulled out the Moon Sceptre Sailor Moon had dropped when he copped a feel. He figured it would still be another hour or so before she realized she was carrying a large bass instead of her Moon Sceptre. That should piss em off enough to come after him.
Taking a moment to look at Dr. Strange, he smiled when he noticed his spell had taken affect. That should keep the Doc from using his powers, at least until he himself had gotten a hang of all the powers he himself had gained through the transformation. It was still slightly disconcerting how spell information randomly popped up in his head. It was like it only made itself known when he needed it! Damn it all to hell, Ranma knew he shouldn't have tried mixing Gourry's sword skills in with the Mazoku transformation. He could swear some of Gourry's idiocy leaked in.
"Whatever" Ranma grumbelled before teleporting away.
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