Hyper Police ½: It was bound to happen eventually.... [Episode 55134]

by Bolt Crank

Ranma entered the Lamp Cafe supporting a still-limping Batanen. Though the first two wounds had already healed, the leg and ass wounds had yet to do so.

Natsuki was seated inside and was the first to see the wounds, "Whoa! Batanen! What happened?!"

"I'm never letting Ranma touch a gun again." Was Batanen's simple reply."

"What'd he do?" Makoto asked, "Try to kill you?"

Ranma twitched and opened his mouth to respond, but Batanen cut him off, "No. He's just a worse shot than Natsuki, that's all."

On that note, Ranma helped Batanen to be seated, which resulted in a rather pained grunt from Batanen(remember, the guy's got a gunshot wound in his ass!).

"So, Natsuki, I hear you've been paired up with that new employee." Ayami commented, while making a mental note to evacuate the area if she ever saw Ranma with a gun.

"Yeah. I wonder why Mudagami decided to do that?"

"He probably thinks your good enough to be teaching newbies how to handle the job." Batanen commented.

"Yeah! That must be it!"

"So, what do you know about this newbie?"

Ranma spoke, "She bit Natsuki on the ass."

"WHAT?! SHE LICKED NATSUKI'S ASS?!" Batanen shotued, getting up and pulling out his gun, his wounds seemingly forgotten, "Unforgivable! Even I haven't done that yet!!"

"No!" Natsuki responded, "She didn't lick! She bit! She was so hungry she probably thought I was food."

"AAH!! Ranma, what happened?!" Ayami then shouted.

While getting up, BAtanen had unknowingly knocked over a glass of water that was sitting on the counter. As the Jusenkyo Law of Cold Liquid dictates, it found its way to Ranma. Triggering his curse.

"Well, I guess I couldn't avoid this forever..."

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(Posted Tue, 08 Jul 2003 09:15)


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