Ukyo couldn't stiffen as her hard chocolate shell (except for the points just cleaned by Shampoo) kept her immobile.
Holding finger over lips, Shampoo motioned to Kodachi to enter, then slowly closed the door.
Kodachi licked her own lips. She had never realized that simply dropping the edge from her naughty would allow her to emphasize the naughty and mischievous fun. How nice. She hoped that she'd get her own chance to be encased in chocolate, she'd of course prefer a dark rich chocolate herself. Nothing pedestrian.
Ukyo was unaware of this, only that Shampoo had begun her ministrations again.
"Oook!" Akane complained after the bus had deliberately swerved to hit that puddle and splash her. "OOK!" KA-WHANG!
Screeeeeech! went the bus as it spun around under the impact, one panel bent in rather severely.
"Ooksie!" Akane exclaimed, not meaning to do that level of damage.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" screamed the tourists and Chinese nationals as they beheld a 12' tall gorilla and shredded girl's clothing.
That did get Akane thinking, however. Exactly how strong was her Jusenkyo cursed form?
Could she uproot trees? "Ook?" RIIIIPPPPPP! At least small ones apparently.
"BUQIIIIIIIIII!" (Oh my kami!) exclaimed a little black pig with a bandana as it beheld some giant ape going amok!
"OOOK!" (P-CHAN!)
"BWEEEEEEEEEEE!" (RUN!) The little black pig saw the gorilla trying to catch it and reacted in an entirely appropriate manner. Which is to say that he ran as fast as he could in as close to a straight line as possible.
"OOK! OOK! OOK!" The gorilla declared. (P-chan! It's me! Come to mommy!)
And so began another chase scene.
In the South Pacific:
A sea locker popped open.
Azusa slowly crawled out of the locker. "Oooo. Over the seas, let's go men. We're shoving right off. We're shoving right off. Again. and again and again and again. Little Azusa think this beats the hell out of figure skating." Thud! "ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
"Chocolate pressed duck? What will they think of next?"
"It says here that it's liquor filled."
"Well, it's being packed off to the Hong Kong Grand Hotel, so no telling what its being used for."
Mousse was entirely too inebriated to move, much less protest his destination.
Ranma paid for his tuna melt and whistled a happy tune as he began walking home. For a day that had started so poorly, things were going pretty good right now.
Though he had this awful feeling that he was forgetting something.
Yuka and Sayuri looked at each and shrugged.
"Look, we wouldn't be interested if this weren't an emergency," said Yuka.
"Unfortunately after the cream pies and the chocolate," said Sayuri, "getting new clothes is an emergency."
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