[Episode 55717] [Episode 55717]Kasumi walked into the yard and found Rei and Ranma sitting under a tree, kay eye ess ess eye en gee.
"Oh, no, no, no," Kasumi whispered with sock as she overheard the conversation.
"Ranma, would you like to penetrate me now?" Rie asked bluntly. "You appear to be quite turgid and I seem to be sufficiently lubricated."
"Ahhuh? What?" Ranma asked, not quite adjusted to the newly amourous Rei. Her kisses had improved since she'd suggested they practice whenever possible, but he wasn't ready for the next step.
"Would you like to come inside me, now?" Rei repeated. "I understand that it could be quite ... pleasant."
"Oh, Ranma!" Kasumi interupted hastily, "would you be a dear and call your father in for dinner?"
"Whuh? Oh! Sure thing," the bedazzled boy agreed then bellowed, "POPS! COME IN FOR DINNER!"
"Oh, Ranma," Kasumi chided, "I meant for you to walk to the hall ..."
"Zooooom! Carash!" a large shape announced as it ran over Ranma on the way to the dinning hall.
"... so I can talk to Rei. Oh, never mind."
"Ranma? Are you alight?" Rei asked.
"I'm sure he'll be fine," Kasumi said. "Come along, I think we should have a little talk about ... protection."
"Protection?" Rei asked. "I'm sure that Ranma can defend me quite adequately ... well, normally anyway," she admitted as she serveyed the panda-flattened boy.
"I meant protection from Ranma," Kasumi emphasised.
"Oh, you are talking about sex," Rei guessed, "um, aren't you?"
"Well... yes," Kasumi admitted with a blush. "I think it's time we had 'The Talk'. Come to my room, there's something I need to give you."
"That would be very helpful," Rei admitted. "I hardly know where to begin and you must know a lot more about it. So... how often have you done it?"
"D-done it?" Kasumi stammered.
"Oh, yes, please share," Nabiki asked sweetly from the stairs.
"Nabiki... I... I suppose you should listen to this as well," Kasumi conceeded and continued to her room. "Come along you two. Yes, I've done it quite often. I know how to handle boys."
"You?" Nabiki spurted. "That's a surpise, Kasumi!"
"I don't see why," Kasumi said as she openned her door and made for her duchess. "Mother taught me a thing or two about handling men. Now, Rei, you are much too young to risk pregnancy, so, when Ranma's ... feeling frisky, I want you to use this. We wouldn't want any little accidents, now would we?"
"Oh no," Rei agreed as she stared at the object and turned it over in her hands. "So... how do I use it?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Kasumi asked blithely. "When Ranma wants to do something naughty with you, you hit him on the head!"
"I..."
"That's right! The mallet works such a treat! I used to use it with Doctor Tofu all the time when he made improper advances. Now he's such a gentleman, so polite and funny. Negative reinforcement works wonders on perverts."
"Uhm... o..kay..."
"Now things make sense," Nabiki muttered.
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