CHIK!
"WAAAAA!" Uranus said as the trapdoor opened up underneath her.
SPLURG!
"Uranus-san? Uranus-san?" Sailor Moon and her Senshi started looking around. "Where do you suppose she is?"
"What do you suppose that stuff is?" Venus asked, picking up a stone and throwing it into the yellow-brown goo at the bottom of the pit.
Sailor Mercury took readings. "It appears to be composed of water, sugar, modified food starch, vanilla flavoring, salt, disodium phosphate, tetrasodium pyrophosphate, and some preservatives."
"Huh?" Sailor Moon asked.
"Vanilla pudding," explained Mercury.
"OH!" Sailor Moon exclaimed. "Looks like a lot of it."
"3000 kiloliters," said Mercury.
Sailor Venus whistled. 3 liters to a gallon. That was a lot of pudding!
The Senshi watched as mechanical devices from the ceiling added more pudding, and then a large egg-beater extended from the ceiling and began to beat and fluff the pudding.
Mercury frowned. "I'm detecting some impurities in the pudding. There's a large stone and there's... oh dear."
"mfff mffmff!" said something being swirled around and beaten on within the pit.
Ranma leapt to the ceiling as the floor began to shake.
Mercury took two steps back. "You might want to step away from -"
crack, crumble
"AAAAAA!" said several Senshi as their footing crumbled and they tumbled in a tangle of limbs into the pit.
The mixer blades retracted. A large squirt of whipped topping and a single cherry was placed atop the pudding.
Sailor Mercury blinked as Ranma landed next to her. "Are all the traps this silly?"
"Nah, most of em are blades and stuff like that," said Ranma. "Though lately, Kodachi's been getting some ideas off some gaijin anime."
GLUMP! said the pudding as it was drained off and sent to a processing plant.
A form slowly traveled up the pit and climbed out to stand before the two, dribbling bits of goo as it did so.
"Sailor Moon?" asked Mercury.
"Bleah," said Sailor Moon, trying to wipe stuff off of herself.
Ranma checked a sideroom. "Oh hey. Here the rest of ya went."
"I really really hate that boy," said a vanilla creamed Sailor Jupiter as she stalked past. "He doesn't remind me at all of my old sempai!"
"Sailor Moon?" Mercury asked.
"Right," said the still-creamed Sailor Moon beginning her wind-up. One blast to take out the whole place.
(Posted Sun, 12 Oct 2003 21:32)
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