Grumbling, Pee Wee realized he was going to have to rework his computer entries. So he sat back down at his computer and started typing.
After a minute or two, Daishi walked in with a tray. "Here you are Lord Talon, your lunch. I made sure to add extra mayo and I ut the crust off your sandwiches."
"Thank you, Daishi." Talon said, not taking his eyes off the computer. "Just put them over on the table."
Daishi did what he was told. As he was turning to leave, he saw what his master was typing and raised an eyebrow. "Only forty-two participants?"
"Yes. What about it?" Talon asked.
"Depends. Are you doing doubles or triples?" Daishi asked.
"Doubles, why?" Talon asked.
"Well, traditionally, you need to either add six more women, for the triplets. And you'd have to add twenty-two more participants for the doubles, or get rid of ten, for the doubles."
"WHAT!?" Talon asked, turning his computer chair.
"You heard me, lord Talon." Daishi said. "If you still want doubles, you could either invite twenty-two more women on last minute notice, of you could get rid of ten."
Pee Wee was torn. He didn't want to get rid of anyone, but there was no way in hell he could get twenty-two more women on last notice. But, it wouldn't be too hard to get only six women on lastr minute notice. Besides, none of the women knew this was going to be volleyball, so he could do what he wanted before plans began. "Daishi, change of plans! We're going to hold the tournament as triples. Get me six more women!"
Daishi bowed before his master. "It shall be done, lord Talon. With the Light Gate Generator I had 'misplaced' from Gina Diggers' luggage, I shall go and fetch the finest female combatants."
Before Daishi turned to leave, Talon spoke out. "And make sure they're all hotties!"
"Er, yes, Lord Talon..." Daishi said uncertainly.
"And make sure they'll come along with little effort." Talon added.
Daishi rolled his eyes. Why didn't he just give him an easy task, like walking across the grandcayon on a tight rope during a tornado? Daishi blinked his eyes as an idea hit him, and he smiled. He then pressed the button and was gone.
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"Aiyah! You mean you can take Shampoo to island Airen go to?" Shampoo asked the Ninja-man before her.
"Yes." Daishi answered. "You will be the only 'fiancee' to Ranma there, and you shall have no trouble getting time alone with him."
"Oh, sounds so good!" Shampoo bounced across the Nekohanten to her hibachan. "Oh, great-grandmother! There ninja-boy who take Shampoo to Ranma? Is okay, yes?"
Cologne raised an eyebrow. She looked back at Daishi, then to Shampoo, then to Daishi once more, than back to her great-granddaughter... Then a fearful Mousse popped up in her vision, and Cologne smiled. "Why, certainly Shampoo. You may go."
"Aiyah! Thank you, great-grandmother!"
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"Hold it." Ukyo said as she leaned over her grill a little to look the shinobi in the eyes. "Are you serious?"
"Yes." Daishi answered. "You will be the only 'fiancee' to Ranma there, and you shall have no trouble getting time alone with him."
Ukyo smiled a little mischievously. She looked over at her 'kunoichi' retainer. "Konatsu, hold down the fort while I'm gone! I'm going to Talon Island to claim Ranchan!"
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"Hold it!" Akane said. "You mean that if I go to this tournament to prove my superiority, I'll be alone with Ranma?"
"Yes." Daishi answered. "You will be the only 'fiancee' to Ranma there, and you shall have no trouble getting time alone with him."
Scoffing in denial, Akane began to say, "Oh, like I would ever-"
"IT'S PERFECT!" Genma said, popping up between Daishi and Akane.
"Please, Mr. Ninja, sir, set up my sweet little daughter with Ranma." Soun bellowed.
"But dad," Akane tried. "I don't want-"
"Oh happy day! Akane, stay right here! I'll get you packed!" Soun said.
"Hey, Ninja, do you have any justices of the peace on that island" Genma asked. "I'd like my boy to marry Akane as soon as possible."
Daishi's eye twitched.
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Herb looked over the ninja before him critically. "And why should I attend a tournament in my female form?"
"Because, Ranma Saotome is going to be there, and he would like to fight with or at least against you in the tournament." Daishi said in all seriousness.
Prince(ss) Herb of the Musk Dynasty sighed. "Very well. Why not? Been awhile since I had a challenge. And you did say this was going to be at a tropical resort?"
"Why, yes." Daishi said.
Herb smiled. "Excellent."
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"No! Shermie! You can't go!" Yashiro Nanakase screamed as he had his arms wrapped around Shermie's leg. "If you go, who will do the cooking? Who will do the cleanin? Who will give me nice back rubs?"
"Uh, but Yashiro, I already do all those things for you." Chris said.
"Exactly, so you boys won't miss my presence for a week or so." Shermie said.
"BUT I'LL MISS YOU!" Yashiro cried out.
Shermie shook her leg as best she could. "Don't worry! The tournament will be on TV. So you'll still see me."
"BUT IT WON'T BE THE SAME!!!" Yashiro cried out. He then squealed inb a high-pitched voice as Shermie was stepping on the back of his neck with her high-heeled shoes.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, LET GO!" Shermie said, and with a swift-kick, send Yashiro off of her and flying into a wall. She then turned to Daishi. "Okay, ninja, let's go already!"
Daishi just sweat-dropped.
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Terry looked over the box of dog-care items that his girlfriend have given him. "Uh, Mary... What's all this for?"
Officer 'Blue' Mary Ryan smiled. "I know this is short notice, but I was invited to a tournament. Would you PLEASE watch my dog Anton for me while I'm gone, Ter? Pretty pleeeeaasee?"
Terry Bogard, former King of Fighters Champion sighed. He never could deny Mary. "All right, all right, I will... Say, what tournament are you talking about?"
"Not sure. It's an all-women's tournament taking place on Talon Island. But it's going to be televised though." Mary said.
"All right, I'll make sure to watch then." Terry said in all honesty. "Do your best, I'll be rooting for you!"
Mary stood on her tip-toes and gave Terry a kiss on the cheek. "Take care, Terry. I'll see you in a eek or so." Mary then kneeled. "I'll see you soo, Anton. Look after Terry."
"Woof, woof!" Anton answered.
Daishi rolled his eyes. This was so sweet it was giving him cavities.
*Kicks trunk* "Why-*kicks trunk*-I don't know-*kicks trunk*-what you're talking about. *kicks trunk* Really." *Kicks trunk*
"Why, it's Alucard..."
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