*BUMP**BUMP*
People who have trouble with planes or are just outright afraid of flying usually take the almost characteristic sound and feeling of the landing gear touching down to be a welcome relief. In the case of Iori Yagami, it was a near funeral bell for him. Vice wondered why her "Iori-sama" never tried to return her advances after her ressurrection in the KOF '98 tournament. Was it his fault that she tended to be too obssessive to understand the meaning of a one-night stand, or that at times she got kinky enough to make the Marquis deSade look like the Pope?
But right now Iori had scant few options, given the precauctions his kidnapper took, from drugging him to the gills, rapping him in chains and duct tapping fire resistant gloves on his hands so he couldn't use his Magmatama no Orochi to burn his way out. The only thing he had going was some limited motion from the seditives wearing off.
'Alright, Iori, think! There has to be a way out of this. I can't use my flames, I'm too bounded up to try and force my way out and I about to be unloaded...wait a minute.' Iori thought as a plan started to form in his mind. 'This is an airport or hopefully some place with baggage handlers. If I make enough motion, they would have to investigate, and when they do..."I'LL SEE TO IT THAT SNAKE SLUT DIES TWICE!!" the Insane Orochi Warrior roared through his gag as he started to thump aginst the sides of the trunk.
"FINALLY, FREEDOM FROM THOSE OROCHI WHORES!!" Chizuru shouted in glee as she charged down the jet's gantry ladder and literally started to kiss the ground while the rest of the female fighters sweatdropped.
"Yeah and it was a real joy flying with you, Yata bitch." Mature muttered, her voice dripping with sarcasm as the two Hakkeshu of Light and Lightening stepped onto the tarmac and were soon greeted by a ninja that seemingly came out of nowhere.
"Excuse me, Vice-san?"
"GUAAHH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!" Vice shouted, clutching her chest as Daishi smirked at one of his farvorite fringe benefits in his job.
"Could you follow me please? There seems to be a problem with on of your bags." Pee Wee's personal ninja said as he led her to where the bags were being unloaded.
"What's the problem? I had them checked before we left South Town."
"Well Vice-san, the thing is a trunk with your name on it seems to be, well, moving." Daishi responded as he indicated to a large trunk trunk that seemed to be twitching with a regular series of muffled *THUMPS*.
Vice was starting to panic. If this kept up, there was no way she could stop them from letting out her Iori-sama. She wanted him all to herself mind you, not to mention what his reaction might be. She had to act fast, and not be suspicious.
*BOOT* "Why-*BOOT*-I don't know-*BOOT*-what you're talking about. *BOOT* Really." *BOOT* The Orochi whore said with one of the trademarek cute, innocent anime looks while savagely kicking the crap out of the trunk while Daishi watched with a sweatdrop.
"Are you certain? Maybe you left something on or..."
"OUTRAGE!!!" Vice shouted as her right leg blurred in a series of kicks that slammed aginst the poor, defenceless, trunk. "Ah...hehehe...bribe?" she innocently asked while offering the ninja several folded $100 dollar bills.
"It was probably just a beeper left on." Daishi said, smirking under his mask as he pocketed the payoff. "I'll just have this delivered to your room." And with that he loaded up a baggage trolly with the fighters various things.
Meanwhile, in the trunk in question, Iori let out a pain filled moan as Daishi's handling aggrivated the new bruses and massive lumps on his head. "That's it. I'm going to evicerate her."
"WHAT?! I'm next door to that Orochi Whore?!?"
"And you are?"
"Hi, I'm Nabishin."
Now let's see if Pee Wee get's out of this with his head intact.
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