[Episode 6280] [Episode 6280]
"There are infinite timelines," Hanali said. "For every one she's a spoiled brat, there's one where's she's a decent person, its balance."
"Hmm," Aerdrie blinked. "Oh, that, I stopped looking at Akane Tendo variations after that 'special attack' timeline. Gah, so sickly sweet bishoujo that it got ME nauseous." (AN: a reference to the Ranma and Akane's Special Technique fic, whoever wrote it)
"So what are you looking at that's keeping you so busy over there, while we plan over here?" Sehanine asked.
"I just noticed that in practically all these timelines this Ranma person can change genders in some way," Aerdrie said. "It's almost like a firm point, except you occaisionally run into a timeline were it isn't the case."
"Dual gender?" Hanali said gasping. "Do you think that'll happen here?"
"Who knows," Aerdrie said, shutting down the link. "We're, you know, limited in how we can look at our own timeline?" The winged elf stood up and stretched before walking over to join the other two at the bed.
"So, what about our plans for this Ranma?" Sehanine asked. She turned to Hanali "I assume you're just as eager to see Ellie take up with someone as I am, though probably for different reasons."
"Feh, don't give me that," Hanali said.
"She's like...a daughter to me," Sehanine protested.
"You can't say you haven't thought about her in something other than a motherly fashion, Sehanine," Hanali said.
"Not everyone is as obsessed with sex as you, Gold Heart," Sehanine said, poking Hanali's bare breast.
"Remember that we, like, merge to form Angharradh," Aerdrie said, leaning into the gathering. "We all've seen each other's deepest and most intimate thoughts, you know?"
"Yes," Hanali said, mentally engaging a spell to shift her form into a copy of Eilistraee's. "And you can't tell US that you haven't wanted to give this full-bodied drow figure a try."
"Mmmm," Aerdrie said from behind Hanali. "Those tasty looking breasts." She slipped her arms under Hanali's and caressed the pseudo-drow's chest gently.
"Errr," Sehanine said, as Hanali reached out to pull her in.
"I'll bet you're dying to know how she compares to her daddy," the elven goddess of love said with a smirk before kissing her passionately and pulling back.
"Well, Moonbow?" Hanali asked, voice catching in response to Aerdrie's attentions. The winged elf was nibbling on her ear and pressing firmly against her back.
"Well," Sehanine hesitated. "Maybe a little." She lunged forward bringing Hanali down to the bed, where she and Aerdrie began to ardently explore the how perfect a disguise Hanali's drow form was.
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Eilistraee shivered for no apparent reason and looked around for a moment, wondering if Lloth was trying to spy on her. Then she turned back to the problem of what to do with Ranma.
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"My," Aerdrie said, her hands tracing Hanali's form. "This is, like, almost a perfect duplicate."
"How would you know?" Hanali asked suspiciously.
"I watch her practice, of course," Aerdrie said. "Don't you?"
"Anyway," Sehanine said. "As fun as it is to fantasize about Ellie...we're about to set her up with Ranma, so it isn't likely any of us are going to get into her at all."
"Huh?" Hanali said. "What makes you say that?"
"Ranma is human," Aerdrie said. "Duh, they're monogamous, they actually have that thing called marriage."
"So do elves," Hanali protested.
"Yeah, but humans are serious about it," Sehanine said.
"Well he's going to be raised by elves, isn't he?" Hanali said.
"Yeah...Eilistraee," Aerdrie said, stopping Hanali.
"Oh..." Hanali paused and considered what kind of guy Ranma would grow up being with the almost prudish drow warrior. "I hadn't thought about that."
"You're not backing out now that you aren't getting any," Sehanine said dangerously. "Are you?"
"Nah, it's far past time that she got with SOMEONE," Hanali says. "Besides, he'll grow old and die."
"Unless she makes him a chosen," Sehanine said.
"And, like, most of the time Ranma has relationships with deities this closely, he, like, ends up a deity himself," Aerdrie said. The other two goddesses looked to their other third and stared.
"You're getting way to into studying his timelines," Sehanine said.
"Hey, its like cool stuff, you know?" Aerdrie said.
"So what are we going to do?" Hanali asked, pouting a little as it looked further and further away from the possibility that she'd get to try out Eilistraee. She sighed, there was that drow bardess that worshipped her in Faerun, maybe a substitute would help.
"Oh, right," Hanali said. "Well I guess we wait until he's old enough and then break out the potions."
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