Statue of Miao Nyan Mew : Questionable Questing Parties (LIME) [Episode 62998]

by Oracle

It might seem strange to the casual observer how two high-ranking NERV agents, both of whom had been at least basically trained in self-defence, could allow themselves to be caught off guard so easily. However, this viewpoint would overlook the fact that their attackers had remained completely invisible up until a few short seconds prior to the attack. Likewise, it would fail to account for any other additional problems that served to hinder the two would-be heroines, problems that might keep them off-balance and out of sorts, unable to respond with their usual speed and alacrity.

Problems like Asuka being distracted by her impromptu isolation.

Problems like Misato being sober.

Needless to say, the battle was over with before it had even begun.

Maya, Ritsuko, and the assembled Reis all watched in wonder as the forms of the NERV Operations Chief and the Second Child began to twist and morph, their toned skin sprouting fur as little triangular ears popped up to make their presence known above their hairlines. Senses heightened, busts expanded, and long sinuous tails began to snake mischeiviously above gently undulating well-formed backsides. Taken as a whole, the twisted transformation sequence resembled nothing so much as a perverse parody of a particularly lewd beer commercial.

Of course, this was Misato's apartment, so maybe that wasn't so strange after all.

Ritsuko the White Mage cocked one eyebrow as she took in the altered form of the nekofied Misato, her other eyebrow slowing joining its predecessor as she took in the flaring diaphonous parachute pants and purple minivest that now served as the other woman's clothing. With the purple bikini, the bracers, and the complementary hairband, the other woman looked every inch the image of an authentic Catgirl-Genie.

The little curly shoes with bells on them were a nice touch too.

Ritsuko had just started to open her mouth to address her newly redesigned coworker and now sister, but quickly shut it as Misato slowly dissolved into a wispy mass of purple smoke and flooded across the room to alight upon the kitchen counter, shedding large clouds of lavender fur in her wake. Once there, she remained hovering over the counter, dithering indeterminately for quite some time. It seemed, Ritsuko thought with bemused detachment, almost like she was searching for something...

Ritsuko suppressed a groan as she saw the cloud of smoke retreat into a half-finished can of Yebisu.

'Well, I guess she's got her lamp,' Ritsuko thought a bit sourly. 'Figures.'

Ritsuko would have commented further on the inconsistencies of certain ex-roommate military coworkers, but was quickly prevented from doing so as another source of indiscriminate power made its presence known.

"NYA!! DYAMN YOU WONDERGIRL! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!"

Shaking her head in resignation, Ritsuko reluctantly redirected her attention towards where her other new sister was throwing her requisite hissy fit, the first of many, she was sure. Upon catching her first glimpse of the newly remade Asuka her eyebrows quickly retreated so far up her forehead that they actually turned blonde.

What was the source of her surprise you ask?

...

"WHY IN THE HECK AM I NAKED?!?!"

Yes, that's right gentle readers, Asuka Langley Soryuu, Second Child and Eva Pilot extraordinaire, was at the moment standing in the middle of the living room wearing only her ears and tail. Of course, the latter bordered on the large and fluffy side and thus provided her with minimal coverage, but with her new and rather excessively-improved body, this proved somewhat insufficient in preserving her modesty. The fact that Asuka seemed to be missing the light covering of fur that marked the other catgirls was rather glaringly obvious as well.

"You're not completely naked!" Rei Bunny giggled, drawing rather large sweatdrops from the remainder of the room's occupants. Nearby, Shrine Priestess Rei Hino wondered why she felt a sudden urge to throttle the ditzy faux-rabbit.

"This," Asuka hissed acidly, shaking one manacled hand at the offending Rei and tracing the matching collar with the other, "does not count as clothing!"

Rei Bunny giggled again, shrugged, then promptly fell asleep standing up.

...

Asuka's tail started bristling.


And so, while Ritsuko and Maya occupied themselves with getting out of the way of Catslave Asuka Red's incipient explosion, elsewhere other individuals were busy encountering their own difficulties.

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(Posted Sun, 10 Aug 2003 10:45)


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