Shinji Ikari was absolutely unused to things like love and affection. Sex itself would be something so outrageously impossible that he couldn't even imagine it happening. Heck, even getting kissed would be a major departure from reality.
Therefore it had to have been a dream.
Maybe he could sneak out of bed before Rei noticed what a mess he had made. He turned to leave.
"Mppph," protested Rei as she moved slightly.
Shinji froze as Rei pressed against him from behind. She was still asleep but he could feel her breasts pressing into him from behind as she "spooned" him. He could feel her leg move around and hook around one of his as he lay there frozen in fear.
He could feel one strong but slender arm move underneath him and the other arm over him so that she could clutch him close like some plush toy.
Rei shifted closer, feeling the boy's heartrate slow gradually as his initial panic faded. She was the Ninja of the Foot Clan, the Kunoichi Kitten, the stealthy yet playful catgirl covert operator. She wanted to cuddle damnit!
Shinji gradually relaxed as it was obvious that Rei was still asleep. Heh. She snored too. It almost sounded like purring. He was quite aware of the way her breath tickled his ear and the side of his throat, and she mumbled as she pressed so tightly against him and...
Shinji cursed slightly as his body reacted to someone who was genetically different enough from him to be no relation, and was a curvy young girl in addition, pressing her naked body up against his.
Hey! What had happened to his shorts?!
Rei Hakubi adjusted her glasses and stared at the screen of her laptop.
"Up all night?" Ritsuko said behind a yawn.
"Yes," admitted the Mad Scientist. "Everyone's looking at Melchior as having caught a virus. Idiots."
"Why, what actually happened?" asked Ritsuko.
"The Magi have been hit with the Three Laws Of Robotics. Melchior is going through fits based on probability studies." The Mad Scientist looked up at Ritsuko from her chair. "Consider just one of the laws. 'A robot may not through action or inaction allow a human being to come to harm.' In the current situation, they contribute to a number of deaths unless Gendo and SEELE are stopped."
ping ping ping
People bustled through the usual problems of a hospital wing of a secret military base, only hearing the intercom pinging with half an ear.
"Calling Doctor Asimov. Doctor Asimov please report to Corpus Callosum Ganglia #6." ping ping ping
"Doctor Asimov?" repeated one of the Security flunkies. "When did we get a Doctor Asimov?"
"Doctor Tezuka. Doctor Tezla. Doctor Asimov. Doctor Saberhagen. Please report to CCG #6," asked the pleasant intercom voice.
The Security flunky scratched his head. "What the heck?"
ping ping ping "Doctor Fever. Doctor Johnny Fever. Please report to Surgery Bay #4, your party is waiting."
In every large bustling hidden military base presided over by megalomaniac conspirators, there are a great many things done on a day to day basis by the faceless minions. Some of these things are necessary, others less so, but all the pieces come together to form the things that various big name people in charge rely on.
One paranoid little fellow whose job duties included shifting the flow of LCL knew exactly what the disappearance of so many of NERV's "babe patrol" meant. The Angels, of course, were out to kidnap women! The fiends!
While explaining this to a co-worker, he set his cup of fizzy beverage drink down on a control.
The LCL from the Rei Clone Tank was circulated in with the remainder of the LCL which combined for a few minutes with the LCL of the "Sea Of Blood" in Terminal Dogma where Lillith was changing.
Lillith had, hours before, discharged a copious amount of blood to try and fight the "infection" of the statue.
The "tainted" LCL was now being circulated with all the other LCL available.
Hikari shifted her books as she prepared to make a stop before school. Something was up with Shinji and Asuka. What - she had no idea and it might all be some of that top secret sort of thing.
Maybe it was just her imagination though. She could have sworn that she had seen Rei Ayanami last night, furtively darting into an alley - but she had had the broad white wings of an angel and a glowing halo over her head!
At the very least she'd have a good laugh about this with Asuka.
Ringing the doorbell, Hikari heard some odd noises from within the apartment.
"Hello!"
Hikari blinked at the very weird sight opening the door, of a Rei Ayanami wearing a Playboy Bunny "swimsuit" except that the fake bunny ears had a pair of cat ears that were more realistic and a cat's tail behind her.
"Come on in!" Rei chirped happily, grabbing Hikari's hand and proceeding to drag her inside.
"You idiot, I said 'Don't answer the door'!"
Hikari gaped and forced herself to a halt despite the pull from the bunnygirl at a Lara Croft version of Misato, and...
Hikari began to open her mouth, drawing breath for a scream.
There was a barely noticeable scratch along her back with a statuette as Hikari gaped at the catgirls in front of her and not noticing that one had slipped behind her to cut off retreat.
The need for a scream vanished as Hikari's ears and tail came in, and she also realized that Touji would probably freak but could be persuaded to accept the new look. It would be fairly fun to do as well.
"Well, now you've really done it," said Rei Hakubi to Rei Bunny. "It looks like she's now a Catgirl "
(Posted Thu, 14 Aug 2003 12:46)
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