Hungry Wolf Ranma: This is WHY a Person Should NOT Piss off Their Significant Other... [Episode 6391]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

"K' DASH YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO!" The blue haired girl screamed as she pushed through camera crews and reporters.

K's face paled as he saw his lover easilyl make her way through the crowds. She was just barely 18, but she was powerful, an ice-user, and would let NO ONE get between her and her boyfriend. "Er... What's wrong my little Apricot?"

Ranma scratched his side of his head as Kula got closer. He was blushing. Did Kula realize her nipples could easilly be seen as they presed against her leather outfit?

Looking at K', Iori asked, "'Little Apricot'?"

"Shut up Yagami!" K' muttered. He turned back to see his girlfriend now standing in front of him. "Hey Kula, I was just-"

Kula cut K' off. "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME BEHIND MY SNUGGLE BUNNY!? AFTER ALL THE NOOKIE I GAVE YOU LAST NIGHT, YOU LEAVE ME HOME ALONE IN BED! HOW COULD YOU JUST RUN OFF AND FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITHOUT ME BY YOUR SIDE!?" Kula asked, tears on the sides of her face. She was obviously upset.

K' stammered a moment. He didn't know what to say. After a moment, he said, "I'm sorry Kula, I just knew I was needed here, and I didn't want to place you in danger, so I came here alone. I'm sorry, but I couldn't live with myself if you had gotten hurt, or worse, killed."

Kula looked up at K' with teary eyes. She lunged forward and slapped K' and hugged him tightly. "Stupid, STUPID K'." She broke out into sobbing.

K' sighed as Kula crying always made him feel bad, and really guilty when it was HIS fault. He hugged his girlfriend back. "I promise I won't run off without telling you again?"

"Promise?" Kula asked, looking up at K', her face streaked with tears.

"Promise." K' confirmed.

"And extra nookie?" Kula asked energetivally. "And you'll be my favorite lollipop?"

"Er..." K' started to sweat. Normally, he wouldn't mind agreeing to such things, but all this was happening in front of cameras that were shooting live information via satellite. "Sure Kula... Wy not?" K' mentally groaned, he was going to be in every tabloid from this time tomorrow.

"YAY!" Kula hugged K' tighter. "THANKS MY SNUGGLE BUNNY!"

Ranma smiled. He really did think Kula and K' were a cute couple. Especially since it kept Kula from going after HIM, and Kula for a time, was a REAL rival for Hotaru. But while Ranma has only seen her as a friend, he has wanted what's best for her.

Iori leaned over to K'. "'Snuggle Bunny'?" He asked with a smirk.

"Shut up Yagami." K' growled.

Iori laughed. This was just too funny. "Hm hm hm hm, heh heh heh heh, HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!"

And then it was Iori's turn...

"IORI YAGAMI!!!" Was the call from the Insane Orochi Warrior's wife...

Iori stopped laughing, and would have sworn his heart skipped a few beats. He turned around slowly and saw a really pissed off Leona Heidern-Yagami. "H, hello Leona... I, is something wrong?" He asked.

Leona grabbed Iori's ear and started pulling him towards teh direction of a minivan. "We're going home mister! You've got some explaining to do!"

"OwowowowowowowOWWWW!!! Don't pull on my ear so hard!" Iori cried as he was being dragged off by his wife.

Ranma sighed. He wondered what hell he was in for when he finally got back to South Town.

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(Posted Mon, 21 Oct 2002 15:15)


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