"Indeed," said the Softwear Technomage who looked an awful lot like T'pol but a Vulcan would likely not be caught dead wearing that outfit. "We may begin now."
An apparently terrified and scrawny male was shoved into the large device. Lights played odd sequences, electrical arcs crackled, and the big thermometer style gauge slowly inched up from [Scrawny Weakling] to [Prime Studmuffin].
Ping!
The doors opened again and a really startled and different looking male exited.
The General licked her lips. "I suppose you'll have to... examine the male for any... problems."
"Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh," said the Technomage as she drooled over the buff looking stud. "Have to make sure the process is safe and has no side effects."
"Excellent, I see you've got the situation well in... hand." The General agreed. Ah, it was so nice to see a plan come together. Here these Earth females were expressing how much they disliked or outright hated their male partners. It was everywhere you looked in their media. Phrases like "If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they send all of them" indicated the well-entrenched loathing of the Earth female for the Earth male.
However, on Planet Playtex, the males were settling down into their new roles as pet-husbands. Why they were even proving useful in a number of cases! Look how well they responded to therapy!
The General smiled as she took the lift to her suite of apartments. They wouldn't be greedy. They'd leave, oh, maybe a million of the males behind. That would be enough, right?
Ah. They were doing the Earth males a favor, they were doing the Earth females a favor, and they were doing themselves a service. The fighting was no doubt because these Earthers couldn't fathom a truly charitable act. Well, they were primitives after all.
General Leigh Gorgeous licked her lips again. She had her own Earth stud reserved for herself and a few high ranking underlings that she had hand picked. It would be truly nice to see how... things worked out.
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