"RAAAAAAAAAANNNNMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!" growled Akane in full pervert-bashing fury mode. Ranma yelped and crawled on the bed away from his naked but armed fiancée.
"NO! Wait, wait, wait!" he protested, frantically waving hands in front of him to ward off the Mallet of Doom. "You misunderstood! It was because of mom, but I never said it was with her!"
Akane only marginally calmed down but nonetheless delayed the righteous pounding the pervert deserved, enough for Nabiki to ask:
"What do you mean, Ranma-baby? You're saying that if you've learned those dirty techniques, it was..."
"Because of mom, yes! Ya see, she's taking that 'manliness' promise very seriously, and she sure don't want to have me doing seppuku, so she... insured that I had... all the training needed... with girls."
"Girls? You mean she hired hookers to teach you?"
Akane, who was still simmering but no longer in a murderous rage, bolted at that and glared again at her
"No, no! Not prostitutes, nothing like that. She mainly... knew girls... mostly daughters of her friends... who were willing... to give a 'helping hand'..."
"Your mother has interesting acquaintances...."
"Yeah... tell me about it."
"How many?"Both Ranma and Nabiki turned to Akane, who had talked in a hoarse voice. She was sitting on her heels on the bed, looking a lot less mad but still quite hurt by the revelation she wasn't Ranma's first (or second, since Nabiki had beaten her on it anyway).
"That's a good question, Ranma-baby. How many girls?" seconded Nabiki.
"Err... let me think..." hesitated Ranma, searching in his memories.
"First, there was Minako-chan for the 'basics'..."
"Then... ah yeah, t'was Haruka-san and Michiru-san giving some 'clues' to my girl-side..."
Akane's eyebrow twitched, and Nabiki looked pensive.
"After that... Makoto-chan, Rei-chan and Ami-chan... ahem... together."
"Together?" repeated Nabiki, while Akane was shaking.
"Yeah... mom insisted I had some experience in threesome... she said it gotta be useful for my future wives."
"I see..." sighed Nabiki. Akane was just struggling to keep her jealousy under control.
"And... finally... Setsuna-san... for the... 'advanced stuff'."
"Advanced how?"
Ranma's deep blush was her only response, but considering the pigtailed boy had been all along talking without faltering with two naked girls he deflowered a short while earlier, Nabiki could guess it was some extreme stuff.
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