Hiroshi rolled his eyes. “…Yourself?”
“Well, now that you mention it…” Daisuke took a heroic stance. “I would be willing to sacrifice my virg... I mean, my time and effort to fill her, er, make her life more fulfilling!” He broke his pose as he noticed his friend shaking his head. “Hey, don’t look at me like that. It’ll be good for her. No, really! What, you don’t think that a girl’s life would be improved with her True Love being in the picture?”
Hiroshi turned the monitor towards himself (and, incidentally, away from the pontificating Daisuke) and brought the target’s page up. “You do realize that most girls our age prefer older guys for a reason, right?”
Daisuke waved his hand in the air in a dismissing gesture. “Yeah, they’ve got all the money and height and bokken and stuff. This’ll let her appreciate all my more subtle qualities!”
“What, your ability to burp your way through the Maison Ikoku theme song?” Hiroshi clicked his way through a couple of dialog boxes. “It’s usually because we’re a bunch of freaks and perverts with no social skills.”
“C’mon, she just needs a little bit of convincing. And a breast job, too.” Daisuke began pacing around the room. “Oooh, and maybe toning her tush up a little!”
“You’re not helping the stereotype, you know.”
However, Hiroshi continued to type as his friend rambled on about his ‘perfect’ girlfriend. “…not like, dyke-lesbo tomboy, but, y’know, common interests. Video games, movies, sports, wild kinky sex, that sorta thing.”
Hiroshi paused in his typing. “You didn’t read the procedure, did you.”
“What? Sure, I read it.” Daisuke stopped pacing, and began counting off on his fingers. “Target only one person, be specific, only for a week, gotta get their permission first.” He grinned what could charitably be called a roguish smile. “I figure with the Master PC, I can give myself the ability to convince anyone of anything.”
“So, let me see if I got this straight.” Hiroshi squinted at the monitor. “You want Yuka to be your gorgeous, athletic, sexy, utterly-devoted, openly-affectionate, tomboy girlfriend?”
“Make it fiancée. Yeah, I figure that even if she doesn’t go for it, I’ll still get seven days of hot lovin’ out of it.”
“Riiiiiiight.” Hiroshi entered the final command, and then stood up to face his friend. “Just to be clear: in accordance with your understanding of the procedure we’ve agreed upon, you want to use the previously-read description on Yuka.”
“Right. Why are you looking at me like that?”
See ‘ya in three, dude.” Hiroshi hit the enter key.
“Pardon? Where am I going, Hiroshi-kun?”
Dai, Hiroshi thought as he gazed over at the lithe, voluptuous woman his best friend had become, you owe me big time for this.
"Come to me, my beauteous nymph, so that you may..."
WHAM!
"And what did we learn from this experience?"
"That you're a much better kisser than I thought you'd be?"
"NO!"
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