[Episode 65796] [Episode 65796]Just the fact that the words; head, Nabiki, and Ranma were involved assured that by the time it arrived at Akane it would be mutated to such an extent that he would end up in worse condition then Nabiki was at present.
Ducking into the guard’s shack he quickly closed the door behind him before discovering that a little remodeling had been done while it was a house of ill repute.
“Just like a guy. Give him some head, let him have your body and he heads straight for the nearest bedroom.” Nabiki snickered as Ranma panicked dumping her body on the heart shaped bed, quickly followed by dropping her head in her own lap.
Ranma’s heart was pounding a mile a minute, positive that he definitely wasn’t going to get out of this situation in one piece. There was a mallet out there with his name on it.
He had seen Akane carve it into the handle one day when she was bored.
“What’s gotten into you? Your head's not attached to your body and your acting like it’s some sort of joke!”
“Mmmhhhmmhmh!”
“Huh?”
“Mmmmmhhhhhhmmmmhh!”
Ranma slapped himself and turned Nabiki’s head around on the bed.
“Sorry.”
“Don’t be sorry, just turn my head back to where it was and give me a couple of minutes.”
“What?”
“You heard me. Flip me back around.”
“But your head was….”
“I know, and even after 5 years of yoga I never managed to get it there before. Let me enjoy it while it lasts!”
“Damn it Nabiki! This is no time to be fooling around.”
“Are you kidding me? This is the perfect time! I can give the ultimate head!”
Ranma just stared at Nabiki blankly.
*sigh*
“OK, but you owe me big for this Satome! I want your word that you’ll pay me back when I demand it for missing this once in a life… whatever opportunity!”
“You have my word. Now let’s see if we can’t fix this.”
Nabiki waited impatiently while Ranma searched through his pockets for a needle and thread. Fortunately he had started carrying around some small amount of sewing supplies after the fifth time his shirt had gotten ripped in a fight at school and Akane had malleted him for ‘flirting’.
Lining up the head carefully he watched in amazement as the skin suddenly flowed back together like… well truthfully he was stumped at what it flowed back together like. There really isn’t anything remotely similar to watching your fiancée’s sister’s head meld itself back to her body.
“Whoa!”
“Is it on straight?”
Ranma’s mind decided it had had enough and shutdown. It wasn’t what had happened to Nabiki that got to him, it was the way she was smiling and joking without charging him a single yen.
Nabiki snickered as Ranma collapsed on her.
‘This has to be the strangest dream I’ve ever had.’
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