Ranma sighed. "Two broken legs, and a broken arm. Only you could somehow get into such a situation."
Rock chuckled. "I swear to God, I got 'uncle' Joe's luck when it comes to physical health."
Bowing to Rock, Hotaru said, "I am also sorry about the other day. I will see what I can do to pay for damages."
Waving his good hand, Rock said, "Naw, that's okay Hotaru." Smiling, he then said, "I'd prefer RANMA paid for it. After all, he won all those tournaments, and should have a NICE amount of pocket change..."
Ranma grumbled, but nodded his head. "Yeah, yeah..."
Sakura sighed. She wanted to spend time with Rock, but now he ended up having to stay in a hospital. "Today just hasn't been fair to you Rock. I'm so sorry."
Nodding his head, Rock said, "Don't worry Sakura. It's not as bad as yesterday, BELIEVE ME!"
Hotaru coughed into her hand. "Well, I think we should get going, and try to get Sakura set up in a motel room, or she could borrow your apartment."
Rock thought about it for a moment. "Sure. But for now, could someone please adjust this bed. It's to flat, and I want to be raised so I can see things around me."
"No problem!" Sakura said. She found a remote that was connected to the bed and pressed a button that indicated it raised the bed. She pressed it, and the result was the bed sprinng up a full 90 degrees, launching Rock Howard across the room, and through the window of his 8th floor room.
*CRASH*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"ROCK!!!"
(------)
Hours later, a really guilty-looking Sakura stands by Rock Howard's Bedside. Rock is now in a fully body cast.
"Two broken arms, two broken legs, fractured ribs, and your spine is out of alignment with your body. Man Rock, it's a mircale you survived going through a window, falling eight floors, and landing in a garbage truck just as it's set to start crushing some garbage."
"MmmHmm..." Rock mumbled. He was in no position to speak.
See other episodes by Red Priest of the 17th Order
(Posted Tue, 22 Oct 2002 05:58)
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