"You know, Dai, things are quiet. Too quiet," offered Hiroshi.
"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!"
"Airen! Come wiz me and we will make mad passionate love!"
"Saotome! How dare you make kittens with Shampoo! Errr, or whatever skunk babies are called."
"Come back here, Mister Duck! Your transformation hasn't stabilized yet!"
"Oh hohohohohohohohoho!"
"Michelle! Michelle!" "Let go of me you stupid wench!"
"Ranma, you fiend! How dare you (splash!) bweeeee!"
(sniff sniff) "rrrrfff?!" (Why does P-chan smell like Ryouga?) urrrr! (wait a minute.) Roooo ruff ruff ruff ruff grrr! (no translation necessary)
"Ranchan!"
"Saotome, you sorcerous fiend! How dare you ensorcel my true loves! I shall smite thee!"
"Sweet oh!"
"Oh my. This is rather fun, isn't it Nabiki?"
"Good thing you're wearing those track shoes, eh, Kasumi?"
"Rannmmaaaaa how dare you make kittens when my own daughter is going to have puppies? Wait a minute. Rannnmmmaaaaa!"
"Growf?!" [Waitaminute. Did someone mention a cure for Jusenkyo curses?]
Yuka and Sayuri considered for a moment, then both bopped Hiroshi over the head before giving chase. "Akane! Did you do something with your hair?"
"Hey!" Hiroshi exclaimed. See it had an exclamation point and everything.
Daisuke held up a hand. "Did you see how much bounce Shampoo, Ukyo, and Akane had? This bears investigating!"
"Oh right," said Hiroshi, trying to catch up with his friend who was already in pursuit of the crowd.
"Hey! You didn't pay for that!" Naturally the shopkeeper felt inclined to contribute.
Unfortunately for Ranma, this wasn't a case where he could be a disinterested observer or otherwise get out of this situation.
Behind him he noticed a large number of people. Including Gosunkugi, who he wouldn't think capable of running very far, and Miss Hinako. Hmmm. This seemed awfully familiar for some reason. Oh yeah, this happened regularly. Seemed to have more people than usual.
"Ouch. Ooooh. Ah! Jean-Claude!"
Hmmm. Missed. Try this one.
"Oh hohohohoho! Ranma-sama OUCH. Who dared stick the Black Rose in the buttocks?!"
Another miss. Ah, clear shot. No way would he miss this time!
"Yowch! Who hath trespassed on the noble Blue Thunder's posterior?"
Taking up a handful and getting a determined gleam in his eyes, the clerk tried a shotgun attack.
"Yow!" "Ouch!" "Owie!" "Bweee!" "Quack!" "Oh my!" "You'll pay for this! Whoever did that."
Satisfied for the moment, the Furries clerk didn't notice the cocktail dress which had just appeared on his body.
Taking his wand out (not that wand you hentai!) he took careful aim. "Polymorphicus Superioria!" Zap!
"Agghhh! Now what indignity hath been afflicted on the noble Blue Blinker?"
Hmmm. Never seen a true nature spell turn someone into a blue flying burro before. Maybe. "Mutatis Confundis!" Zap!
"How long has Gosunkugi had hooves and horns?"
"With Gosunkugi, who can tell?"
The Wizard put away the wand. And drew forth a handful of balls. Outfits and costumes that transformed the wearer. Much like the Playboy Pet costume and Maid costume that kept getting passed around everytime they went through a building.
No that was another shopkeeper.
"Mikey, is that a new look for you?"
"Arf?!"
"Delinquent!"
The SRU Wizard decided enough of this. He was going back to his store and close for the day. He was going to need some personal time to sort out this level of lunacy.
Maybe if he ducked in there he could lose them!
Ranma took an abrupt left turn, trying to lose the crowd in:
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