New Job: White Rabbit [Episode 66921]

Low Camera angle. A large van suddenly pulls up to a curb. The side door opens, from the van steps a pair of large white boots at the end of a pair of very feminine legs. A pair of very large legs ending in shrunken versions of a wetsuit's flippers came out of the van next, then another set of feminine legs, these atop a pair of blue pumps. Finally came an assortment of black pant covered legs topping pairs of black shoes.

"Here are your drinks." Ranma said with a smile and bow as she set the glasses on the table. A second later she was done, and she rose back up, pivoting away from the table at just the right moment that a hand reaching toward her ass only grabbed empty air.

Suddenly Ranma stiffened and pivoted toward the front entrance. Ignoring the hand which reached over to cup her butt, she scanned for the cause of the aggressive Chi she felt.

There was a loud crash as the entire front was caved in.

In the back the Boss blinked in surprise and used his computer to bring up the video feeds of the front of the Bar. "Neither one should be that blatant, or sloppy." He commented to himself.

Through the rubble strode the White boot clad feet, the pumps following slightly behind to the right, and the flippers slightly behind and to the right.

As the smoke cleared, everyone saw a shapely blonde woman wearing a blue checked jacket over a white waistcoat and one-piece swimsuit. Her face was painted white, a pair of white bunny ears were on her head, and in her left hand she was twirling an umbrella. To her right was a large fat man in a brown full body suit, with a gray and blue mask with two tusks on his head, and a rainbow colored W on his chest. To the pairs left was a very nervous looking girl in a tour guide uniform.

"Allright," the woman in the bunny outfit declared in English. "Listen up everyone, We're the White Rabbit Mob, and we've decided to kick off our Far Eastern tour by robbing this place. I trust no one has any objections." She paused, then looked at the tour guide.

Starting, the tour guide raised a shaking hand to bring a megaphone to her face. "Ah, I'm very sorry about this, this is the American Super Villain White Rabbit, who wants to rob this restaurant. . ." She said, looking around the restaurant uncertainly.

Ranma casually sauntered forward, casually looking at the empty tray in her hands. "Could you tell her, she ought to have picked a different restaurant?" She snapped her hand forward, hurling the circular tray at The White Rabbit.

The White Rabbit, raised her umbrella to block the tray, and was forced back a step as the tray broke against it. With a scowl she glanced right and called, "Your turn, take her out!"

Hubert blinked, looking at the advancing waitress and then looked at The White Rabbit. "Um, we haven't been introduced yet. . ."

White Rabbit sighed and looked skyward. "Look, under these circumstances, the only reasonable definition of take out, is to kill or at least knock her out! So get to it!"

"Do I have to?"

"YES!

Stepping forward The Walrus intercepted Ranma. "Sorry," he said in accented but understandable Japanese, "Nothing personal," he concluded as he swung his large fist through the air where Ranma had been. Realizing he had missed, he swung again and again.

"Your Japanese is pretty good." Ranma commented casually as she avoided the attacks, looking over the Walrus's shoulders to where a group of guy's wearing black suits and either top hats or mouse eared caps had joined The White Rabbit.

"You learn stuff driving a cab. Now hold still!" Hubert responded as he continued to swing and miss.

"Ok," Ranma responded, catching the next punch instead of dodging it. "It's not like you're any tougher than guy's I've beaten dozens of times."

"Yeah, well - Don't underestimate ME! For your information, I've got the proportionate speed, strength and agility of a WALRUS!"

Ranma released the fist, and looked at him blinking momentarily. " Proportionate speed, strength and agility of a WALRUS?" she asked unbelievingly.

"YEAH!!!"

"Heh," Ranma chortled, then chuckled again, and then began to laugh loudly, bending over to slap her thigh's and try desperately to catch her breath.

"Stop Laughing!!" The Walrus yelled as he tried one more punch. This one connected, hurling Ranma toward back through the restaurant.