Sesshomaru blinked and then smiled. Saved by his runt half brother. Yes all he needed was to declare his challenge to Inu-yasha, and afterwards he could leave with Rin quickly before she could ask her question. He opened his mouth to speak....
“Oh no Inu-yasha-san! I brought Sesshoumaru0sama here, so Kagome-san and Sango-San could tell me where baby’s come from” Rin chirped cheerfully. This had the effect of Inu-yasha stopping his charge, as a strange look came over his face.
Finally after a few moments of silence. “Hey wait a minute... Kagome?”
A furiously blushing Kagome crouched deeper into the hot spring as Inu-yasha turned to face her. Why do these things always happen when she was trying to get clean? “What is it, Inu-yasha?”
“Where DO babies come from anyhow?” Inu-yasha scratched his head in puzzlement.
*CRASH!*
The springs shook as everyone (except Rin) face faulted hard onto the ground, even Miroku who had been spying on the girls from a nearby tree. Fortunately for him he landed in a soft spot on the ground, unfortunately Sango saw him fall out of the tree and would deliver righteous punishment upon him as soon as she recovered from her own face fault.
“YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW???!!!!” Yelled everyone as they recovered. Well except for Sango who had nearly warped over to Miroku’s fallen form. The priest looked up and gulped at the imposing presence above him.
“Heh heh... fancy meeting you here.... nice day huh? This is going to hurt isn’t it?”
Sango only nodded as she pulled out her sword still in sheath... Miroku smiled weakly and muttered. “I take Buddha as my Savior.”
Rin glanced briefly at the commencing beat down, but dismissed it as unimportant. She then looked back to Inu-yasha and Fluffy and chirped up. “Don’t worry! Fluffy can tell him! After all boys can explain this stuff to other boys, while girls explain it to other girls. It’s Tradition!”
“Feh! Why would I want to learn anything from him! If a boy has to tell me I can always ask Miroku.”
Sango stopped beating on Miroku for a second as she and Kagome paused to picture that mental image. Slowly a white thought bubble appeared above them, inside was a chibi-Inu-yasha dressed up like Austin powers. ”Yeah baby yeah! Do I make you horny baby? Want to try my Youkai Mojo?”
A big sweat drop appeared on the ladies heads as they dismissed the mental image. Kagome spoke first. “Yes I think that’s a wonderful idea! Sesshomaru teach Inu-yasha about where babies come from and we’ll teach Rin, right Sango?”
Sango nodded as both Sesshomaru and Inu-yasha began to voice protests.
“Why would I want to learn from him??!!”
“Why should I teach my half breed runt anything?”
“YOU WILL TEACH INUYASHA ABOUT WHERE BABIES COME FROM!!” Yelled Sango and Kagome there heads inflating to truly demonic portions.
“Eeep... Yes Ma’am.” Squeaked both Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru.....
"So babies are born through two ppl who care about each other? Hmm can Sesshoumaru give me a baby?"
URK!...this...may take a while....
"I didn't know you could do that with Sushi Oo"
You know its always the quiet ones..
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