A high school in Tokyo-3 where the extracurricular activities were going through some changes.
A small village in Egypt where some of the tourists and some of the locals now sported cat ears and tails.
More and more people logged on to 'The World' - an online RPG which was having less and less resemblence to anything like dot hack and more in common with Final Fantasy XI - except that with twelve magi supercomputers at work, it was far more detailed and faster loading.
Captain Spaulding had snuck out of NERV HQ with two rolls of film, four ZIP discs, and a box of print-outs and was leaving rubber trails on his way to a plane.
Lillith was playing a Convert-The-World Sim and had incidently activated several items sacred to Bastet at the Smithsonian University in Washington DC and one such item formerly in a vault in London.
Kaoru was investigating the possibility that it was Lillith and not Adam beneath NERV Central. That he would be used as a tool was something to take for granted, it was the throwaway aspect he didn't care for.
Rei Bunny had gotten ahold of the Statuette and was being her uninhibited self.
The infected LCL combined with Reibits hacking skills was beginning to effect some of the secondary systems of the Geofront.
Several bizarre television shows were being broadcast in Tokyo-3, but other networks were now negotiating for rights for television shows like "Little Shrine On The Prairie."
"So, basically," said Keiko Chiba, her cat-ears flicking around to catch odd sounds, "most of these girls aren't that promiscuous but see it as saving lives and doing a good deed?"
"That and poking a stick in the eye of people who are actually wanting to do the whole red goo thing," agreed Yuki Akamatsu.
"Then this is a job for Keiko and Yuki, the Dirty Purr!" Keiko proclaimed, adjusting her battle bikini so that it stopped pinching her tail.
"Uh huh," said Yuki. "Well, we got the outfits, but I don't feel like blowing anything up."
"That's okay," said Keiko. "We're police officers. We know what we're doing!"
"This just in to our newscenter, reports of strange lights and girls wearing cat cosplay costumes reported in Tokyo-3. More details at 6pm. And now a word from our sponsors."
"Ohhh. Munchie Krunchies are the best. They look greatest on your chest. Serve them to unwanted guests. Stuff a mattress with the rest!"
Klik!
"Tonight's movie on Channel 9. 'Catsablanca' is a story of love, suspense, and a Maltese catgirl set in the 1930s."
Klik!
"Our Discovery Channel exclusive is a Tale Of Two Kitties. New discoveries at the Bubastis Excavation and a city uncovered by those sandstorms today, we'll have special live coverage at 8."
Klik!
"...where the UN has gone into an unheard of special closed-door session. Considering how good they are at keeping secrets, I expect we'll start hearing what it was about ten minutes after they've finished. In the lighter side..."
Klik!
"...strange behavior of cats worldwide is being referred to some as a 'Third Impact' but is denied in full by government sources who attribute it all to mass hysteria."
Klik!
"...and now back to 'The Juuban Hillbillies'."
"WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW?!"
"HEY! You're in the wrong series again!"
ping ping ping Attention NERV shoppers. We're having a special on Amoral Megalomaniac Conspirator Toilet Tissue in supply. Each roll comes with the lasergraphic image of a would be mass murderer like Lorenz Kiehl, Gendo Ikari, and those other fun guys over at SEELE. Get yours today! ping ping ping
"That's it, I don't care if you have to set explosive devices, shut the Magi down," ordered Gendo.
Two stormtroopers saluted smartly. "Sir, yes sir!"
"And get those damn cats out of here!" Gendo appended.
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