Without warning, it was then heard by Ranma and Setsuna. A voice emanating from the ring Ranma was now wearing.
One Ring To Rule Them All
Ten For Faeriekind, Playful & Affectionate
Nine For the Princesses of the Moon Kingdom, Whose Pride & Vanity Were Legendary
Eight For Martial Arts Beauties, Lithe, Flexible, & Endurant
Seven For Humans, Short-Lived But So Passionate & Prone To Temptations
Six For Furrifications, Animalistic Urges
Five For Androids, The Real Sex Toys
Four For Others, Whatever Thy Tastes May Be
Three For Elves, Immortal, Wisest, & Fairest Beings On Earth
Two For A Dirty Pair, They'll Cum Around
One Ring To Rule Them All
One Ring To Find Them
One Ring To Bring Them All
And In A Harem Bind Them
Ranma stared down at the ring on his finger and his jaw flapped. "D, did this ring just TALK!?"
Setsuna rubbed her forhead. She HATED days like this. "Just how the hell did you get the ring to work!? It shouldn't be humanly possible!?" Blinking, Setsuna asked, "And furthermore, WHERE did you find it? It had been lost for a good millenium!"
Ranma shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know where it was. My Pops and Mr. Tendo put it on my finger in hopes of getting me and my arranged fiancee together."
Setsuna gritted her teeth. If she didn't get that ring off his finger,she would be his LOVE SLAVE!
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(Posted Thu, 24 Oct 2002 04:03)
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