"Wait! No! I don't want my brain sucked out!" cried a teenage male human of particularly scrawny build and bad complexion.
Whisssh. Clank! Vrrrrrr. Zap! Whisssh. went the Hunkmirtron as the teenager was pulled into the machine, it flashed pretty colors briefly, and it opened on the other side.
"Whoa! I'm BIG!" exclaimed the teenage male of formerly scrawny build and bad complexion.
T'Pout gave a thumbs up to the other Softwear and Hardwear Technomages on the Incredible Hunk Project. The male was now endowed with at least fifty pounds of hard muscle that he hadn't formerly had, instead of stringy greasy hair it was thick and long and wavy, with their complexion problems cleaned up and a case of the raging hornies going. The raging hornies would fade during the examinations of the various Amazons & Techs who had gathered for that very purpose.
"No! I'm too young to die! I want my -" Whisssh. Clank! Vrrrrrr. Zap! Whisssh. "-I'm alive?!"
T'Pout noticed that the poor males had been indoctrinated into the Earth culture with feelings of uselessness, of being something that could be discarded and replaced easily, a fear of female mad scientists, and having some odd sexual hangups. She was so proud to be a member of the Planet Playtex society, doing such a noble deed as to rescue these Earth males!
"T'Pout!" One of the TechnoMages called out. "We're ready to try out the Intellect Enhancer."
T'Pout nodded and cranked up the device. She, and many of the other Techs present, found the entire idea of an intellectual male stimulating. Whereas an intellectually challenged male was less stimulating.
"Ahhhh! I'm not into S&M games! Don't-" Whisssh. Clank! Vrrrrrr. Zap! Whisssh. "- fascinating. The entire process on the outside seems to be a ridiculous Rube Goldberg meets Escher sort of thing, but the results show that it has an odd efficiency to it."
T'Pout pouted as the formerly scrawny male was released from his cuffs and helped to a room where he would undergo "field testing" and a full medical exam to ensure there were no problems with the process.
They'd test the bishonenization setting later.
For now: "AAA!" Whisssh. Clank! Vrrrrrr. Zap! Whisssh. "WHOA!"
"AAA!" Whisssh. Clank! Vrrrrrr. Zap! Whisssh. "WHOA!"
"AAA!" Whisssh. Clank! Vrrrrrr. Zap! Whisssh. "WHOA!"
"AAA!" Whisssh. Clank! Vrrrrrr. Zap! Whisssh. "WHOA!"
(Posted Fri, 31 Oct 2003 12:22)
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