Planet Playtex: Usagi the Technomage?! [Episode 76491]

by Kestral

There was much rejoicing on Earth. Males were being beamed up by aliens. No more men!

Okay, mainly it was groups like the National Organization for Women. The only guys being left behind were the very very old (somewhere Happosai was wearing a 'Reject' mark and crying) and guys who had no interest in women anyway.

Sometime during the period when the jokes and relief was going on, someone realized that this just MIGHT have ramifications beyond the immediate gratification.

Radio communication with the big flying saucers began replaying that conversation with NOW, along with other broadcasts detailing how the aliens' had come to accept that Earth males were not wanted.

A result that not many had expected was that the NOW offices were essentially under siege. While various outraged mothers and wives might want to protest to the alien women, physically reaching the spaceships was impossible - let alone another star system. Various groups that had initially given their blessings to the invaders were finding that unlike the aliens - they could be assaulted by various vengeful groups and the idea of female solidarity had fallen somewhat by the wayside.

Meanwhile, the Hunkmirtrons were churning away as part of a processing assembly line.

Human males were being cleaned, genetically enhanced, given physicals and 'quality assurance', and being introduced to women who were rather more sexually aggressive than they were generally used to.

Meanwhile the Prime Males, those captured first, were weakening in their resolve to stand against these temptations. Ryoga Hibiki being the strongest in that regard (he kept fainting) and Artemis being the weakest (within five minutes he was trying to prove that he still had it after a millenium of forced abstinance).

Which was when Usagi Tsukino finally came out of her coccoon.

Heavy breasts bounced as she drew her now-lush form from the embrace of her transformation coccoon. She had been hit by a blast that should have turned her into a Lingerie Amazon except for two things. One being the ginzuishou.

The other was that the raygun had been set to Technomage.

The result was Usagi of Playtex. Technomage. A combination of Mihoshi and Washu, fortified by her own desire to be more intelligent and the power of the ginzuishou taking that and going with the transformation forced upon her.

Usagi quickly made a pair of glasses and slipped them on her nose, noting but not caring about her otherwise nude state. She'd worry about the petty details later. Now she had to decide what her first invention would be. After all, she wouldn't be getting any nookie at all if she stayed here. Well, maybe from the other Senshi.

Usagi considered. She should:

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(Posted Sat, 17 Jan 2004 13:17)


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