The princess of Sailune groaned as she drew her abused body up from the ground where she landed, rather roughly. "Everyone okay?" she asked, her voice uncharacteristically husky at the moment. She blinked. "Does anyone else feel a draft?"
"AHHH!!! NAGA!!!" screamed Lina. "What are you doing here?! I thought turning that beach into a lagoon of death finally scared you off for good!"
Amelia blinked at the hysterical Lina. "What are you talking about? I'm Amelia. Who is this 'Naga' you're talking about?"
The absence of a glass-shattering, reverberating, banshee-like laugh and the usual line of Lina leaving Naga out of yet another 'sweet deal' finally got through the redhead's... well, head. The black sorceress calmed quickly, realizing that this tall, well-built girl standing in front of her was not the Goldfish Feces that had clung onto her for years before scaring her off with Lina's first casting of the Giga Slave.
Besides, the skimpy outfit was not Naga's fashion. The Goldfish Feces was more into leather, not white rags.
"Sorry, Amelia," Lina laughed nervously. "I thought you were someone else for a moment there."
"Oh. Okay," Amelia chirped, oblivious.
Zel looked at Amelia. And froze, as he was staring right at two very large breasts with an equally large cleavage between them. Eyes wide as saucers, he slowly scanned his eyes up to meet Amelia's. Amelia's eyes blinked innocently at his. Zelgadis scanned down again, noticibly pausing at Amelia's rack, and continued down—again pausing, this time at Amelia's tightly clad mound—down her long legs. Then back up, once more pausing at the two afforementioned areas.
Amelia blinked once more as Zelgadis reaquired her eyes. "Zelgadis-san, are you okay?" she asked innocently, "There's blood dripping from your nose."
"Owww, my head..." came a feminine moan from underneath some rubble. The voice was slightly familiar, but distorted. The rubble shifted, and a head that looked eerily like Gourry's popped up, and blinked. "So how did it go, Lina?" the head asked, "Did it give you breasts at last?"
*BAP!*
That remark won the head a whack from Lina. There was no doubt about it in Lina's mind; this was definitely Gourry. "I always had breasts! They were just small!" she snarled.
Gourry glanced down at Lina's chest. "They still are," he said thoughtlessly.
*BAP!*
Another whack.
"Gourry-san? What's wrong with your voice?" asked dai-Amelia.
"Donno." Gourry grunted as he stood. And came up about six inches shorter than what he should've.
Lina stared at Gourry. Not only was he shorter, but he had become a lot more svelt.
"My chest feels kinda tight, Lina," murmured the wielder of the Sword of Light, shifting around his armor.
Check that, Gourry looked kinda... rounder.
The girls were struck with the same thought at the same time. Amelia turned to Lina. "You don't think..." she began.
"Given our lives, probably." Lina turned back to the swordsman. "Gourry, take off your armor."
Lina's protector obeyed without question. After all, she was smarter than him, right? A few seconds of fumbling, and the chestplates dropped to the ground with a heavy clunk. "Ah! That feels better!"
Lina stared at the swordmaster's chest, then frowned. Amelia also stared at the same area, then buried her face in her hand.
"What are you guys talking about?" asked the Jellyfish Brain.
"Gourry. Look down," instructed Amelia, face still hidden in her hand.
Gourry obeyed, and spotted... them. A distinct bumpiness to his torso remained after doffing the two chest plates. Gourry cupped the two mini-mountains on his chest, finding them firm yet yielding, then gave them a few experimental squeezes.
*goosh* *goosh*
The former swordsman stared at them for a good five minutes as they filled his hands. Then gave them another few squeezes.
*goosh* *goosh*
Again, he stared at them in his own hands. Then again, squeezed them.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
Squeeze.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
Lina tapped her foot.
Squeeze.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
Squeeze.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
Squeeze.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
Squeeze.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
Amelia scratched her nose.
Squeeze.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
Squeeze.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
Zelgadis dozed off.
Squeeze.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
"Anytime, Gourry," sighed Lina.
Squeeze.
*goosh* *goosh*
Stare.
"EEP!!" Gourry-chan gasped, then fainted on the spot.
"That tears it!" Lina growled, glancing at her unchanged bosom. "I must have an actual, genuine curse keeping my bust-size down. Mere genetics can't account for THIS!"
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