[Episode 69053] [Episode 69053]Akane nodded. "That's what I thought. I mean, who else could it be?"
"Yeah. I mean, who else would have a thunder bolt with the words 'Blue Thunder' on 'em?"
"Exactly. Though I feel kind of odd holding it."
"Why? Other than it bein' that jerk I mean."
"Don't you know?"
"Know what?"
"Know what this is!"
"Well... It's a... piece of rubber..."
"Yes..?"
"So he's some kind of rubber bokken," the pigtaled boy told her with a shrug.
"No!"
"Huh? Then what is it?"
"A dildo!"
"A dildo, huh?"
"Yes!"
"Ummm... one thing..."
"What?"
"What's a 'dildo'?"
For a moment, Akane just stared at her fiance. "Don't you know?"
"Nah, not really."
"Uhh.... well... It's a toy..."
Looking askance at that thing that his fiancee was holding he frowned. "Doesn't look like any of the stuff that a kid would play with."
"That's be cause it's for a girl!"
"Oh... So they like to play with fake daggers?"
"What are you talking about?"
"That looks like it would be a really short sword."
Turning red in embarrassment, the youngest Tendo daughter glared at her fiance. "So you really do know what this is!"
"Nah. I mean, I've never seen somethin' like it before. But I guess it's safe cause ya can stab into someone with that. So what could a girl do with it?"
"Plenty!"
"Like what? I mean, what can you play with with that?"
"...Yourself..."
"Eh? What? Is it some sort of pretend friend made for someone who don't got any?"
"That's it!"
"It is?"
"Stop playing games with me!"
"What? The only thing that I know it could do is to block up a leaky pipe."
"Ahh! You are a pervert!"
"How am I a pervert? That thing is just some girl's thing and I'm a guy!"
"But you should know what it is!"
The pigtailed martial artist blinked. "I should? Then what is it? Does it pick out your make up for ya or somethin'? Is it somethin' ta curl a girl's hair? What?"
"It's a SEX TOY! It's something to use instead of a guy's... you know!"
"GAAAAHHH!" went Ranma as his pigtail went straight out while he jumped back from his fiancee. "And you have one of them?!"
"It's not mine!" Akane insisted, while:
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