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Feeling the well-built nordic tigerwoman drapped across his shoulder stir to life, Ranma set her down on a park bench. Seeing as she wasn't about to pound him for some imagined slight, Ranma's thoughts turned to concern. "Hey, are you sure yer alright?" he asked and bent to check her out. After all, if a reputed finacee wasn't upset at him then something had to be wrong.
"Beep! Access denied. Your account has been deactivated. If your account has been accidentally deactivated, please contact Sysadmin to have your account reactivated."
'Frag! I am Sysadmin!' Urd cursed and aloud she snarled, "no, I am not alright,", which immediately reasured Ranam. "Damnit, she really did it to me! I'm stuck down here without... and like this and ... you... oh... oooohhh." He was touching her there and there and ... ooh... a little lower ... arhe ... didn't it feel nice?
Ranma didn't mean to do more than put a arm across her shoulder, but his fingers seemed to have a life of their own and they brushed shiatsu points he never knew existed. So when she started to convulse, moan and shudder, he had no idea what to do. However, his hands did, especially when she leaned into him. His body stiffened in panic, but his arms moved to embrace and caress her vital points.
"Oh, yeah, baby!" Urd moaned as he leg started to kick. She purred and mewled. "That's heavenly! That's... that's.... oh! Ooooooh arhe!" 'Oh, frag, that's the Touch Of Seven Heavens, isn't it? I've got to resist! I.. I...' "Iyiyiyi! I can't resist you, Ran-baby! You're so fine, I want to make you mine. Oh, honey, you're so firm and hard like a big ... log!?"
Urd pulled back and stared at the log dressed in Ranmaeque-clothes. "What the... a dummy log technique? That's not fair! Getting a girl all worked up and dumping me like that. Just you wait, Ranma, Mistress Urd is going to make you pay! Oh yeah, baby... bwahahahah... no, wait!"
Urd started pounding her head with the log to exorcise the thoughts of herself in dom gear standing over a bound and naked were-cheetah. "Bad thoughts, bad thoughts. No, no, no. Damnit, I'm a matchmaker, not a matchmakee!"
"Huh?" Urd blinked as she stared at the shattered remains of the log. "I must be dreaming, that didn't hurt at all! What the...? Oh, yeah... The weretiger deal. That's right, and I bet they made this body react to Ranma's pheremones, too, on top of Freya's love spell. No wonder I couldn't resist the Touch of Seven Heavens! Those sneaky, backstabing bitches really did a number on me! Waaa. I'm so proud of them!"
"Okay, I can deal with this. I just got to stay away from the boy in werecat form and get him hooked up with one of his fiancees so I can go home and not be stuck making out with his hot, hunk bod for the rest of .... Ahem! No problem! I'll show them who's the Goddess...er weretigress of Love!"
"Right... but first I've got to find somewhere to stay..."
(Posted Sat, 20 Sep 2003 16:03)
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