[Episode 6927] [Episode 6927]"Oh my. Isn't that suit terribly uncomfortable, Mr. Expendable Henchminion?
But this was Kasumi. She always could see a bright side where others saw only doom and darkness.
And then the music began to play, that awful horrible tune..."I luv you..you luv me..or else!'...on bagpipes no less. "All Hail Lord Genma, Man among Manly Men!!"
In stalked the portly black armored figure, with a head of hair so thick that it was painfully obvious to all that he was wearing a wig.
*Hoo-hoos**Hoo-hoos*
The plastic strap-on mask also didn't hide the crumbs from yet another pilfered snack stand.
The officer in charge of the prisoner stepped forward.
"My Lord! We have captured the princess! But we haven't been able to discover the plans for the Dick Star anywhere. Its like trying to find a hair on a bald head-"
*GASP*
"He-he has said the FORBIDDEN WORD!!!"
The officer paled in sudden horrified realization.
"No! Please!! Mercy!! Not that! Anything but that!!"
"Yes..*burp*...THAT."
Two Suck troopers grabbed the doomed man and bent him over into position.
*UNZIP*
Genma pulled out his Manly Saber.
Kasumi averted her eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Take him to Doctor Tofu."
The guards dragged away the moaning victim of the Manly Saber.
"And now princess..."
"Its still hanging out, Mr. Genma."
"Oops, sorry about that."
*ZIP*
"Now where were we?"
"I think it was 'now princess'."
"Thank you. And now princess..."
Two more people were brought in.
"Hey! Let go of me!"
"Waaaahh!!"
"Oh, its Usagi-2DD and C(utey)-Honey-Ho! I thought you two had escaped on the pod?"
The busty blonde without the pigtails winced.
"Usagi tripped."
"Oh dear."
"Bah! Enough of this!! Tell me where you sent those plans, Princess Kasumi!!"
"I'm so sorry, but I can't do that."
"C'mon!! Tell me!! Tell me!!"
"Grrr!! Enough of that stupid whining!! Let's just torture them already!!"
Genma's dreaded five year old Hell tantrum was interrupted as his padded bra apprentice, Akane Nochest Tendo, stalked in from the hall.
"Take them to...the KITCHEN!"
The troopers trembled as they obediently led the prisoners to the very Gates of Hell. For the kitchen was where the Evil Nochested one worked her evil...
"Its...Not CLEAN?! Roaches...on the counter....NOOOO!!"
"That poor cake..why!! What did it ever do to you?! NOOOOO!!!"
The screams of suffering were cut off from the rest of the ship as the door slammed shut...
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(Posted Thu, 24 Oct 2002 04:47)
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