Ranma entered the Dojo just in time to see Kasumi ending her last Kata with her light saber. Being a Jedi healer, Kasumi didn’t really got involved into fights, but if she did, she kicked ass.
“Hello, Ranma-san.”
“Hey, Kasumi.”
“Got under a bicycle?”
Ranma simply nodded. Kasumi hadn’t turned around to look at him but he knew that she used the Force to look over him. He was grateful for the help of the Jedi. She turned around and smiled at him.
“You don’t have to start practicing,” she stated.
Ranma blinked.
“Huh?”
“You mother is coming by.”
Ranma nodded and smiled in return. It would be fun to be with his mother. Okay, she was the only one who tried to press him and Akane into a relationship, since the two males where normally stoned, but she was fun to be with.
The door to the Dojo opened and a ‘Kevin & Kell’-style wolf-furry entered. She smiled at Ranma, while her tail waged around.
“Hello, Ranma.”
“Hey, mom.”
Ranma never occurred that it was strange that a human and a wolf could have a drow as a kid, but than again logic avoided Nerima most of the time. Noboka walked over to Ranma and hugged him.
In this changed reality, Genma never used a sepukku contract so Ranma wasn’T scared of his mothers Katana. He didn’t need to, since Noboka was domesticated. He simply stated that he would go to train Ranma and left. Well, not really stated, since he was Silent Genma, but you get the picture.
Before the mother-son bonding could continue, a crash was heard from the outside. Noboka sniffed twice and than licked her lips. A second later the walls of the Dojo were opened with the help of several claymores and swords and ten skeletons entered through the hole in the wall. It didn’t intimidate anyone in the room. Noboka got a gleam in her eyes as she looked over the skeletons and licked her lips.
“Can’t you use the door, like anyone else?” asked Kasumi politely.
“Sorry, we remember next time,” answered one of the skeletons,” but first we have to do our job. Attack!”
The ten skeletons charged at the three. It was over before it had really begun. A the dust settled, Noboka was sitting on a pile of bones, Kasumi deactivated her light saber and Ranma yawned.
“You will pay for this,” a small female voice said from the outside,” The Master will kill you: And I will get my brain back.”
A ten year old blonde stood in the opening the skeletons had made to enter the Dojo. She looked pretty normal, if there hadn’t been the fact that her head was open and the eyes looked a bit empty.
“Go away Shampoo.”
Yes, you heard right. This was Shampoo, or more correctly her original body. In this changed reality Mousse was a Necromancer and he still loved Shampoo, but instead of purchasing her like normal, he had wanted to kill her to create a loving zombie-slave of her dead body. When Shampoo had an accident near Jusenkyo, involving the ‘Spring of drowned cat’, Ares and a rock, her mortal wounded cat-body had been brought to Cologne. She build a cyborg body and placed the cat-brain in it. The dead and brainless cat-body changed back to a human and Mousse stole it to create his loving zombie-slave. But still it wasn’t stratifying for him, since the lack of a brain made the zombie blonde and a dizz. Now both wanted to get Shampoos brain and blamed Ranma for their lack of success.
Zombi-Shampoo glared at the three but knew that she was outgunned. Well, Noboka was looking very manically at her. She turned around and stumbled away.
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