Rei Bunny could not spell these words, much less practice the concepts behind them.
The elevator music at NERV HQ was briefly replaced with something very different, which (though nobody had realized it yet) often reflected events going on elsewhere.
(To the tune of The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun)Everybody run! Rei Bunny's just begun.
Everybody run. Rei the Bunny is doing her run.
The girls behind the counter at the cafeteria had no warning before she ran past at DaiCon Girl speed levels.
Slash slash slash sching and was out the door again.
Up the stairs into the women's dressing room.
Swish bonk slash schwing! and into the shower area.
Swish swipe bonk crash! and due to a dropped bar of soap, left via a former wall.
Slash swish scritch scratch while still riding a soap bar, leaping off to tumble onto a freight car.
"Niyow!?" Rei Bunny realized she'd just found another little statuette, this one showing a cute little elf girl. Neat!
Rei Bunny scratched her head at the display and called it for "Status?"
Equipment:
Catgirl natural claws.
Atk:+0 Spd:+5 Crit Chance: -2
Armor: Bunnygirl uniform
Def: +5 Spd: +1 Escape Crit: +1
Special Manuevers
Gainax Bounce - targets Save Vs Spells or are Fascinated for 1-4 rounds.
Martial Leap - subject can leap at least medium sized buildings in a single bound and not destroy her takeoff point by simply ignoring physics. Someone explaining why she can't do this will negate the ability until she forgets again (15-20 minutes).
Child Spirit - subject's childlike mentality allows her to see ghosts, spirits, supernatural beings, and through alien disguises/cloaking devices
Insane Luck - subject is able to call on incredibly good luck of such levels that she will literally trip over it. Each use of Insane Luck will also activate one bout of 'Moron Attack' where her lack of intelligence will exasperate those around her.
Whirlwind Disguise Subject is able to whirl around at high speed and emerge disguised (40% chance of dizziness) though those familiar with the subject have a 90% chance of noticing some odd detail that the subject missed.
"Oh!" said Rei Bunny, understanding now.
Clang!
Rei Bunny blinked. They'd just closed the bulkhead over there? Well, she'd just go this way.
Clang!
Rei Bunny got off the train car and checked. Well, she could always go back the way she had come in.
Clang! Latch!
Rei Bunny frowned. "That's so mean."
"No, take your time, she's not going anywhere," said the Section 2 Agent. Yrena smirked. No way was that girl going to bounce her way out of this one! "Those bulkheads were built to close off in case of a nuclear attack. A solid 34cm of hardened steel backed by 12cm of ceramic alloy. I'd like to see her try and get out of there!"
THOOM!
"I hate it when that happens," said Yrena on seeing a massive dent appear in the armor.
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk!
On seeing the metal deforming and bending to the sides, Yrena pulled out her small service pistol and checked it. She took a firing stance, aiming carefully.
Cronk!
A small opening appeared, getting slowly larger as someone pulled it apart.
Some of her hair sticking up at odd angles, Yrena noticed the lack of hydraulic equipment. It was the bunnysuited Rei Ayanami, using her bare hands to peel away layers of metal.
Again Yrena's gaze dipped a little and self-consciously glanced at her own cleavage. Hardly seemed fair that a 14 year old girl would have that kind of figure.
CRUNCH!
Rei dusted her hands off and stepped through her new doorway.
Yrena lined up the shot and squeezed the trigger.
(Posted Sun, 05 Oct 2003 13:48)
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