The other was Artemis: the Grecian Goddess of the Moon, Hunting, and was sister to Apollo, the God of Truth. She also happened to be a major ‘furry’ fan if her outfit was any indication, with the different animal pelts and the cat ears and cat paw gloves she had on.
Things had started off nicely, a drink here and there, and just talk about nothing important at all. But that had soon turned into the two goddesses having an argument. Bastet mentioned how she loved to see versions of reality with Ranma with a Cat-girl, since they were great with helping Ranma deal with the Neko-Ken and were loyal and quite an exotic, erotic sexual experience for the pigtailed martial artist...
Of course, Artemis then argued that a Cat-girl might not exactly be the best thing for Ranma. After all, there were many other kinds of ‘furries’ that could give Ranma the attention he needed. After all, Ranma’s fears came from the fact these girls were too obsessive. If there was a furry girl besides Cat-girls that might be more submissive and generally be one who could give Ranma the freedom he needed, then why not choose another animal-girl.
And so, Bastet and Artemis were set in a dead-end argument about which type of girl would be better for Ranma.
“Cat-girls!” Bastet called out.
“General Furries!” Artemis spat back
“Cat-girls!”
“General Furries!”
“Cat-girls!”
“General Furries!”
“Cat-girls!”
“General Furries!”
“Oh, would you two give it a rest!?” Toltirr asked from behind the bar counter. “You two have been arguing over what kind of girl would be better for Ranma for over an hour now!”
Toltirr then blinked as both Goddesses growled at his general direction. He sweat-dropped a little. “Uh... What I mean to say to you two most humble, gracious goddesses is, how about you two just try to experiment with this argument?”
“Oh?” Bastet asked. “What do you mean, dear Toltirr?”
“Yes Toltirr, speak your mind,” Artemis said.
“Well, ladies, I was thinking,” Toltirr began as he put down the mug. “How about you try to give Ranma a nice furry lass to keep him company? Then you can honestly come to an agreement on if it was good for Ranma or not.”
Normally Goddess wouldn’t have given into such basic whims, *Cough, cough, YEAH RIGHT, Cough, cough* but Bastet and Artemis had been partaking in the ‘Nectar of the Gods’ *Cough, cough, SAMUEL ADAMS, Cough, cough* quite a bit. And so they were more open to some of the weirder suggestions.
In other words, the fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
Giving Artemis a smirk, Bastet asked, “Hey, Diana...”
“The name’s, ‘Artemis’,” Artemis corrected. “And what?”
“You thinking what I’m thinking?” Bastet asked as she took a gulp of her beer.
Artemis smirked back “If it has to do with giving Ranma a lovely lass of fur, then why the hell not?”
*CRACK-A-DOOM*!
Bastet and Artemis looked around for the source of the lightning. “Sorry father,” Artemis said.
“We forget you don’t like us to use that term,” Bastet added.
After a moment, things seemed calm, so Toltirr cleared his throat to get the attention of the two goddesses gathered. “So ladies, what’ll you do? Still want to give Ranma a nice gal?”
“You bet!” Bastet said. “I always like to see Ranma happy.”
“And I know just what to try first!” Artemis said. “We’ll go with a...”
“Heh. Sensual AND stinky!”
“...You just HAD to suggest a dog, didn’t you?”
“Don’t want Ranma feeling anything from the waist down, eh? I like it!”
“Mmm... Birds...”
“Bast, stop drooling.”
“Thank you!”
“Huh? Me?”
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