Which is how the store clerk got a faceful of Mister Hammer.
"Come on, Yuka," Sayuri said, reaching out to grab her friend. "We've got to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Yuka blinked in surprise as the floor opened up and Sayuri fell down into the darkness. "What?!"
"That was certainly uncalled for," said the clerk, straightening up with a cold compress on his face. "We are not that Needful Things store you know."
"What did you do to Sayuri?!" Yuka demanded.
The clerk pointed to a sign.
Warning! Attempts to steal from this store or assault personnel on store premises will result in immediate prosecution, furrification, and sale as merchandise. Those breaking the contract of Furries 4 U by malicious abuse or neglect of their adopted furry likewise face prosecution, furrification, and sale as merchandise. |
(Posted Thu, 24 Oct 2002 21:48)
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