"We can't really let anyone go on that miss," the clerk said. "If we did, then we'd soon be out of business."
"I see," Yuka said. "You do realize that this sign is very small and hard to see."
"Yes," the clerk said. "Again if it wasn't we'd soon be out of business."
"Yes, yes," Yuka said. "Well, perhaps you wouldn't mind if I warned people for you?"
"Oh there is no call for that miss," the clerk said. "The sign is very clear and easy to read."
"True, true," Yuka said. "But you can never be too careful can you?"
"Which is way one should read the signs," the clerk said.
"But this is very harsh," Yuka said. "How can I go and explain to my friend's mother that her daughter was turned into a sexpet because she attacked the clerk of a magical store and I couldn't even afford to buy her back."
"Oh, well, if that is the proble," the clerk said. "I'll give you a discount."
"Oh goody," Yuka said. "Very good. Now do you mind terribly if I make some suggestions?"
"No, of course," the clerk said. "Go right ahead, she's going to be your pet after all."
"Oh, she already was," Yuka said.
"Really?" the clerk said. "How's that?"
"Oh," Yuka said. "My family helped found The Magic Cafe I fed her some love candies back when we were in Jr. High."
"Oh, that explains things," the clerk said. "Wait, so you weren't seriously considering the mermaid package then?"
"Oh no," Yuka said. "I was going to bargain for little Daichi, I assume her trust fund comes with her?"
"Yes, yes," the clerk said. "And if you wish, we can arrange you to purchase her and then use her money to purchase your friend."
"Oh very good," Yuka said. "I must say, you're being very accomadating."
"Yes, well we like to stay in business," he said. "I hope your only reason for buying Daichi is not her money, naga's require a great deal of affection after all."
"Of course, of course," Yuka said. "No, I've always had a little bit of a crush on her, but I could never get close enough to feed her."
"Oh, I see," the clerk said. "Well, what suggestions do you have for your friend."
"Well, I've always pretended to be the submissive partner you see," Yuka said. "I'm the center of attention that way, and I think perhaps I'd like a package that keeps her thinking that she's in charge. Ooo, how about this one? It is a favorite game of hers too."
"Ah yes," the clerk said. "The succubus package, you are aware that her diet will consist entirely of blood, it would probably take at least two people to safely provide for her."
"I do have a boyfriend," she said.
"Is this another pet?" the clerk asked.
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