"Nooo!" Usagi wailed, her pupils becoming fully dilated as all her attention was absorbed by the freakishly hypnotic sight.
Ranma shuddered violently, but was able to hold onto her sanity just barely, having seen her father naked many times. Just... never in such a disturbing manner. "Dammit, Pop! Stop that!" she reprimanded him angrily.
Genma advanced closer to the trio, never slowing in his dance. "Children might prefer udon noodles, but hot soup can sometimes burn."
"Stop talking crap, Pop!" Ranma yelled, feeling her resolve falter as her freakish parent moved ever closer.
Usagi's lips were moving as she stood next to Ranma, but no sound issued from her mouth. Kurumi was still screaming shrill wordless yells filled with pure undiluted terror as she writhed on the ground.
"Panda's slave eternally. A life full of sorrow!"
"Shut up! Shut up!" Ranma screamed, preparing to attack and silence her insane father.
Genma stopped his dance and grinned. His hands moved towards the fly of his jeans...
"Gah! Keep your hands away from there, Pop! I mean it!" Ranma warned.
Zzzip
"Aaaahh!" Ranma screamed, covering her eyes as the zipper went down.
"You can try to eat a koi, but it is disappointing if it's forever," Genma said, beginning a new dance that bore a striking resemblance to the Funky Chicken.
"Keep away..." Ranma warbled in a small voice, skittishly peeking out between her fingers before closing her eyes at the horrific sight.
Kurumi had worn out her throat by screaming, and was now just emitting pained moans. Usagi remained both transfixed and catatonic.
Genma's chicken dance took him ever closer to the unresisting Ranma, and with a cry of "Love me DOO!" he lashed out with a massive haymaker to KO the redhead with a single blow.
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