"Well, my sis isn't usually prone to random acts of stripping in the middle of the street, but I just can't decide," Kurumi said thoughtfully, before smacking Ranma upside the head. "Which one do you think?! Stupid older sister...."
"I'm sure she couldn't help being stripped and put inside that pod," Usagi interjected helpfully.
Kurumi sighed, and shook her head. "Let's just rescue the one who has clothes on, okay?"
Ranma shrugged, and took a step forward, before a beam of light struck the pavement in from of her. The red-head's eyes followed the beam to the source, a pair of glasses glinting menacingly in the evening sun.
"I understand your desire to eat tasty food," a middle-aged man in a gi top and a dirty pair of jeans said monotonously, standing with his hands crossed in front of his chest. "But curry tastes good too."
"What the hell are you talking about?" Ranma asked him eloquently.
The man nodded gravely. "Jeans are more comfortable than loose pants, and I wear boxers underneath." Another beam of sunlight reflected off his large forehead.
Ranma took a step back, bumping into the immobile Usagi and Kurumi. "Wait a moment. I'd recognize that baldness anywhere!" Leveling a shaking finger at the unique pod person, Ranma said shakily, "You're pop, aren't you? Only... more evil."
"Furry friends are mascots who corrupt the youth of China," the pod person agreed readily, pulling on a zipper running through his gi top. Before Ranma could wonder how a zipper got there, of all places, the man had already discarded said gi top, and began bellydancing, shaking his voluminous stomach enticingly at the trio.
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(Posted Wed, 01 Oct 2003 23:24)
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