"Well, it kind of maketh thenthe." / "Stop speaking with s's Nabiki!" [Episode 733]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

"Great... What the heck am I?" Ranma asked.

Looking down at her hands, Akane cried. She saw the fur she was covered in was more like hair, and there was A LOT of it. And she realized her butt was bright red.

Slithering over to the two, Nabiki chimed in with, "Yeth... It maketh a lot of thenthe indeed..."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Ranma asked.

"Well, I think that wand Athutha hath, hath the power to make a perthon into an animal-pertho that betht reprethentth them." Nabiki hissed. "Thinthe Ranma here ith the fathetht fighter of all, it maketh thethe he'd become the fathetht land animal. A cheetah."

Blinking Ranma asked. "Wait? A Cheetah? YOU MEAN I'M A CAT!?!?!?"

Ignoring Ranma, and looking at Akane, Nabiki continued. "And it would theem that Akane, being the throng brute thhe is, and not being able to thwim, hath changed into a baboon."

Ranma looked over at Akane. "Is that why her ass seems to be glowing red through her gi pants?"

Akane glared and tried to lunge at Ranma with her extended arms, the force alone would be enough to bring Tokyo Tower down with one blow. However, due to her being now incredibly slow, and Ranma being incredibly fast, the pig-tailed Martial Arts cheetah had easilly dodged the attack. Instead, Akane had hit...

• A support beam, bringing the Tendo Dojo crashing down. "Good job Akane..."
• Happosai who was bounding into the place with his latest sack of 'silky darlings', making the old pervert explode into many pulpy bits. "WOW! Akane, you just performed a great public service"
• Genma in the face, making his head explode into many pulpy bits. "... THANK YOU!!!"
• P-Chan, who was lunging at Ranma to attack him, and making the piglet explode into strips of bacon. "OH MY GOD, I KILLED P-CHAN!!!"
• A lighting fixture, giving herself an electrical shock. "Oh my... It's like a Christmas tree..."
• Empty air, leaving Akane to move forwards with the momentum, and leaving Ranma to boot her into the butt. "VICTORY!!!"

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(Posted Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:03)

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