Slayers @#$%!: Fitting the Role Almost TOO Well [Episode 75150]

by Proteus

Walking down the quaint country road, Lydia McKracken, wererat extraordinaire hummed to herself happily for the first time in what seemed like forever. She had done it, a @#$%! shot at the big time, merchandizing, hordes of adoring fans, everything was hers and all she had to do was switch shows.

Of course because of the background and extras costs they had to skip the opening scene where she got to blow up a mountain and stuff that also explained what she was doing with a bag of gold, but hey, all the better for her.

'Oh right, gotta keep in character' she reminded herself. No way was she going back to that @#$!ing castle of shoes.

After a bit of walking the wererat sniffed the air and caught the scent of a few dozen humans coming up from behind her. 'Damn @@#$!ers, just because I stole a little bit of their treasure. Now they'll never leave me alone.' Deciding to get this over with quickly she stopped and turned around. "Okay people, you can come out now."

On cue a man with an eye patch jumped out from behind the bushes with an oversized scimitar in his hand. "Well now we've got you! Did you really think you could just steal our treasure and get away with it? We'll get you for that you little rat!"

Lydia sighed as she looked down, they could of at least changed the lines a little better than that. Okay, maybe not. After all the prop department was forcing her to wear this stupid sorceress costume with the cape and there hadn't been a tail hole till she cut one. Cheap bastards, they could at least give their star better than hired goon treatment.

"But don't worry, we're not here to fight you," the bandit said.

(-director's char-)

As the scene played out in front of him, with the bandit and Lydia arguing and all before a whole group jumped out when she refused to join, he turned over to his assistant. "Say, who'd you get for the bodyguards part anyway?"

"Oh you'll love this," he replied. "He fits the character perfectly. it's...

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(Posted Fri, 24 Oct 2003 03:59)


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