"She's chosen NUMBER ONE!" declared the announcer. Number Two looked annoyed, Number Three looked relieved. "Now, let's see what our two runners up get. Tyra?"
The model gestured. "Why our two contestants get 400 bottles of Parakalese Deluxe Turtle Wax, for a shine that really lasts! They also get a copy of the home game and a lovely game console from Alienware!"
Number Three pumped the air. "YESSSSSS!"
Number Two frowned. "How did she choose him over myself?"
Number One stuck his tongue out at Number Two. "Save the planet! I credit my win on my incredible charm and charisma."
"You think you're God's gift to women?" Number Two asked.
"Hey, watch that politically insensitive stuff or I'll sue you, dude. Like, this is so bitchin'. I'm gonna score me a Senshi and show her that this old world is worth preserving after all," declared Contestant Number One.
"...but I didn't mean..." complained Haruka.
The MC (or emcee) held up his hands. "Okay. Now for the identities. Contestant #1 is Dirk Schveinhund from Los Angeles California. He is a full time political activist and member of BAN. His hobbies are preaching love and making firebombs!"
"Right on," said Dirk.
The emcee gestured. "We'll now let the lovely young couple prepare for the second part of Miss Haruka's date with Mister Schveinhund tomorrow night. But now we go to Himalia's round."
(Posted Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:50)
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