Sighing, Gina knew she'd have to get this over and done with. She reached for the door handle... And found herself having some trouble with it. Her fingers couldn't get behind the small lever so easilly. And still, this was made harder as she couldn't take care of the seat belt around her.
Rolling her eyes as she realized what she should have done, Gina then coughed a little. "Onboard Computer Voice-Code. Gina Diggers commands unlatch seat belt and driver's side door open."
"Opening door, Gina Diggers." A mechanical voice answered and the door was opened, and the mechanical seatbelt moved back.
Stepping out of the car, Gina stretched a little. Damn, it felt cramped in there, now that her body had gone through quite the anatomical change. "Okay. That's taken care of. Now how do I explain this to my family?"
(------)
In the living room, Britanny, Brianna, and Stryyp were gathered. Stryyp was sitting in a recliner as Britanny saw in his lap, and nuzzling. Brianna was laying back on the couch, ittle PeeBri in herhands as she was checking he little PeeboScout over to make sure it was functioning properly.
They were currently watching the news. There was a broadcast fo how the Explorers Society Hall was once again on fire and that traffic would be tied up through that section of town for awhile.
"Damn. I'm sure glad I didn't go," Brianna said seriously.
"Same here," Britanny agreed. "And besides, by not going, I got to spend some quality time with Muffin," Britanny said as she kissed Stryyp's cheek.
However it was then that the doorbell rang.
*DING-DONG*!
"You get it!" Both Britanny and Brianna said at the same time.
*DING-DONG*!
"No way, Bri!" Britanny said. "I'm snuggling Muffin!
*DING-DONG*!
"Well, I'm making sure PeeBri is all right!" Brianna said.
*DING-DONG*!
"Well, I'm not getting off of Stryyp's lap!" Britanny said.
*DING-DONG*!
"And I'm not getting off this couch!" Brianna said back
*DING-DONG*!
"I got it last time!" Britanny said.
*DING-DONG*!
"And I had to get it the last two times before that!" Brianna said.
*DING-DONG*!
"Don't make me pull sibling ranking on you!" Britanny warned as she waved a finger.
*DING-DONG*!
Brianna pouted a little. "You wouldn't dare!"
*DING-DONG*! *DING-DONG*! *DING-DONG*! *DING-DONG*! *DING-DONG*! *DING-DONG*! *DING-DONG*!
"Brianna!" Britanny called out warningly.
"FINE!" Brianna yelled. She sat up ina huff, still holding PeeBri in her hands. "But next time you get it!"
Not seeing Britanny even react, Brianna's eye twitched. Grumbling, Brianna left the living room and walked to the door. "Hold your horses!" Brianna called out. "I'm coming already!"
Placing a hand on the door, Brianna opened it wide...
...And saw a large BAT creature
"Brianna!" The bat-thingy cried out. "You gotta help me! I need to test myself and I can't use my fingers and-"
"BAAAAAAT!!!" Brianna cried and pushed the creature away, stunning it. She placed PeeBri down and took off one of her shoes. "BACK UNHOLY RABID VERMIN!"
"But Brianna!" The bat tried, only to recieve a shoe to the face. The bat then waved its wings rapidly as Brianna was taking off her other shoe to throw at the beast. "Would you stop!? It's me!!!"
However, as the Bat was waving its wings, PeeBri's AI was bringing up memories. Memories of mean wined creatures... "BIRDIE!!!"
(------)
Britanny's ear twitched as she heard all the Star Wars-like sound effects in the background. She sighed as she broke the kiss with her husband. "Sounds like Brianna's going off on someone again..."
"Perhaps it's an insurance salesman?" Stryyp added helpfully.
"Maybe," Britanny said. With a sigh, she started to sit up and off of her husband's lap. "But I gotta make sure she didn't do something stupid."
"I understand," Stryyp said as he watched Britanny leave the room.
Grumbling about having to leave her comfortable seat, Britanny made her way to the door to the house...
...And saw Brianna praising PeeBri before a charred-looking bat-woman.
"Good girl, PeeBri!" Brianna said joyously. "Good, GOOD girl!"
Britanny shrugged. She should have known it was something like this. Gina and Brianna HATED bats... But something was odd about this one. Sniffing the air, Britanny mumbled, "Hey, this mutant bat smells familiar."
Stopping in her praise of PeeBri, Brianna took notice of Brit's words. Sniffing the air for herself, Brianna looked at her sister. "How can you tell past all the charred smell?"
"That's what makes me full werecheetah, Bri... Wait a minute..." Britanny's eyes widened in horror as she recognized the scent for what it was. "BRIANNA! YOUR PEEBO JUST FRIED OUR SISTER!!!"
Brianna's eyes widened. She looked over the batgirl and realized she WAS wearing an outfit like Gina had on earlier. "OH MY GOD!! You mean that is..."
"Was, Brianna," Britanny sighed. "Was..."
However, proving Brit wrong, a low moan came from the Batgirl. "Owwwwwww..."
"Eh? She's still alive?" Britanny asked.
"Gina?" Brianna asked cautiously. "Is that you?"
"Yes..." Gina moaned as she tried to sit up. She grunted as she hurt all over.
Britanny placed a hand on her sister's shoulder. "Gina..." She started slowly. "What the hell happened!?"
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