Zelda groaned. "Daishi's been watching Darkwing Duck again, hasn't he?"
Ionis just shook his head. "He was already weird enough as it is."
Pee Wee Herman Talon frowned. "Daishi, cut it out." The group was heading back towards his mansion, but dammit, the Ninja's fooling around was taking them FOREVER to get there.
"Forgive me Lord Talon, but I am just making fun here."
Pee Wee rolled his eyes and looked at the ladle and kettle that he was holding. "So, now what do I do with these things?"
"Well, you can be nice and give them back to me without any problems." A female voice spoke up.
Pee Wee looked up and blinked, there were three people standing in front of him, two were males and one was female. "Heh, yeah right. Like I'm stupid enough to give this to you." Waving a hand almost dismissively. "Zelda, Ionis, Daishi, take care of them, I have more important things to worry about."
Herb frowned. "I can take care of the bat, do you two think you can take care of the others?"
"Yes Herb-sama."
"Then get to it."
It should be noted that the fight wasn't pretty.
Daishi took to the air, intending on taking advantage of this new form's power and abilities. What he didn't expect was the girl on the ground to jump at him effortlessly. Daishi had a few things going against him now that he was in his new form. First off, he was unused to it, as such, his balance and abilities were slightly off; secondly, Herb was used to her female form and was able to work with it easilly, the third thing was that Herb could levetate for extended periods of time, nullifying Daishi's flight advantage; and the last thing Daishi had going agianst him was the fact that Herb, being part Dragon, specifically Ki-Dragon, had his aura laced with threads of magic. Therefore, Herb's attacks did a LOT more damage to Daishi then they would've done normally.
Daishi crashed to the ground, he had hit Herb only once during that exchange. While the Musk Prince(ss) had sliced him up pretty good with her Ki blades. 'Ugh. Why aren't I healing faster? As a Lycanthrope, I should be able to resist damages, especially Ki damages.'
Of course, Daishi didn't know that Herb was strong enough to level a mountain if neccessary, and his skill with Ki was so great that he could levetate other objects, not just himself.
Meanwhile Zelda smirked as she faced off against the little boy with the wolf's hat and scimeter. 'Heh, this is going to be too easy.' She was used to Britanny's overall speed and Ryan's skill, so she figured that it wouldn't be too hard to handle a little pup.
Of course, that little pup happened to have some of the best speed this side of a Werecheetah, even Brianna, who was technically a Lycanthrope, even if only half-Lycanthrope, wasn't AS fast as Mint.
Zelda found out quickly that while Mint wasn't as fast as Britanny Diggers overall, his close combat speed and agility was so great that she couldn't follow. While, through the use of DNA modifying; her speed, reflexes, and agility were top-notch, she wasn't used to somone who pulled weapons out that quickly, nor could move around in close quarters so easilly.
She soon found herself wrapped up and on the ground. "Grr, let me up you stupid little..." Zelda trailed off as Mint came close and started pawing her breasts.
"Oh my god! They're real! I'm SO happy!"
"AHHHH!"
Unlike the others, Lime was having a harder time, he was mostly a physical fighter, strength that easilly rivalled a Werewolf or Werelion was what he used to fight. Ionis was a cheap magic user, even to those who used magic, he was a cheap user of power. Seance himself had, at one time, stated that Ionis only used parlor tricks compared to what he could do at the time, which was pathetic compared to what he knew now.
Ionis was also a dirty fighter, using each and every cheap trick in the book to win a fight. Which probably meant that he would fit in perfectly in Nerima where using every trick, whether clean or dirty was the norm for fighting.
Firing another blast at the Tiger-man, which knocked him down and near a telephone pole, Ionis smirked and turned away momentarilly. "This is fun, he's so easy to beat." Though he had to admit, the huge brute was fairly tough to be able to take that kind of punishment.
Ionis was so caught up in his self-gloating that he didn't notice a telephone pole until it hit him right between the eyes.
Lime smirked. "Never take your eyes off your opponent to gloat fool." He then dropped the telephone pole, which he was holding with one hand and went over to Zelda, who was still tied up, and Mint. "Wow! Look at those boobies!"
"Yes! And they're real too!" Not that either of them knew what that meant, but it sounded neat.
"Yay!"
*Goosh! Goosh! Squeeze! Fondle! Feel!*
Zelda squirmed. "Let me go you #$%$#%#$%#%$%#$%$#%#$%##%*&%&^%$#%!!
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Elsewhere a certain blonde Wererat sneezed violently.
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Herb ignored this and went over to Pee Wee and picked up the little brat up by the collar. "Now then, I believe that those items are mine?" The boy nodded and gave the girl the ladle and kettle.
"Lime! Mint! We're leaving!"
"Aww! But can't we bring her with us?!"
Zelda looked horrified at that prospect, those two perverts were feeling her up like there was no tomorrow.
Herb thought about it and...
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