Meanwhile, the Swordbreaker was cruising in hyperspace, headed for Dildoraan, the famed planet of Love & Peace (Yeah, Baby !). Since Ranma exhausted his energy blasting Kuno to Kingdom Come (or so they thought), they had to resort to the more classical hyperdrive. When Ranma asked why they had two different FTL systems, Canal explained that the ship had to be able to move if its master was incapacitated or missing.
Ranma Saotome, trouble contractor extraordinaire, was currently trying to eat his dinner in peace. A difficult task when a sexy underdressed amorous blonde kept trying to get in his pants. Add to this the perverted ghost of Kintaro Oe only he could see giving pointers and encouragement to his disciple who obviously needed all the help he could get.
He was saved by a pissed Canal who smashed his head with a mallet and dragged him away from Jura's attentions. Her master had better things to do, after all !
*****
Later, Ranma was sitting on the "Throne of Souls" (AKA the toilet). He was bored, bored, bored. The Swordbreaker wouldn't arrive at Dildoraan for at least a few more days. And his ki wasn't replenishing itself quickly enough to make a jump before that. What to do ? What to do ?
"Another solution there is, you know..." said a now present and smiling Kintaro.
"GAAAAHHHH !!! Do you mind !? I'm busy there !" screamed a blushing Ranma as he tried to recover some dignity "What do you want now !?"
Kintaro looked at him with a serious expression "A way there is to quickly and fully your mojo replenish, young one. In a hurry to go to Dildoraan I understood you are"
"Really ? Tell me then !"
"Well, like this it is..."
Pan to an exterior view of the toilet's door. We hear an explosion and a scream "WWWHHHHAAAAATTTTTT !!!!????"
Back in the toilet, Ranma was freaking "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS !"
Kintaro remained the picture of the wise and all-knowing sensei "Serious I am, young apprentice. Only by manly intercourse with woman can your mojo to full strength return !"
"There's no way I'll do that ! I don't wanna die !" Ranma could see in his mind Canal or his fiancees' reactions to a stunt like this. Better set a course directly into the nearest star, that would be quicker and less painful.
"Ah, I see. Afraid you are. A pity it is at your age"
"WHAT ? Ranma Saotome ain't afraid of nothing ! I'll show you ! How does your technique work ?"
Kintaro smiled *So predictable* "To my advice, listen well, young knight. If succeed you want to..."
*****
Ranma was now standing before a cabin and knocked at the door. Only one of the girls would do for this since Canal wasn't 'alive'. The door opened with a hiss and there stood...
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(Posted Sat, 26 Oct 2002 12:25)
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