Mihoshi was the Pregnancy Police's best maskswoman.
When the dust settled, every Suck Trooper was on the floor, moaning and clutching their privates. The only one standing was the Not-Quite-So-Padded-One-Anymore, who upon noticing where one of Mihoshi's shots went, ran away crying.
Ignoring Kasumi wondering out loud why a Dark Porn apprentice would blame Trouble Contractor Ranma Saotome for this, Mihoshi opened her eyes and lead the rescued hostages to her ship, the HoHoMojo. Coming under attack by HenTie fighters, she had been needed at the firing controls and left the piloting to that enthusiastic droid, Usagi-2DD. She lived true to her name and ran away at an impressive speed, zigzagging to confuse the enemy and no doubt upset their stomachs.
However, there was one thing Mihoshi couldn't figure out. How come that during their escape from the Imperial Perv Destroyer of dreaded Dark Lord of the Porn, Manly Genma, their ship crashed into that large moon? She had been so sure it wasn't on any of her starcharts!
Crying at the payments she still had on her poor spaceship, Mihoshi tinkered with the control cube she always had on her person, and accidentally activated the psychodrive, not noticing the chain reaction that had begun onboard the moon the HoHoMojo had crashed into.
"Sir, I assure you that we will still be able to function normally with the loss of one Ammo Ball."
"What?!" Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!
"How could you let them get away?!" Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!
Apparently, the Empire has uniform punishment for every transgression. Ranma suddenly gets the feeling he was lucky he didn't surrender to the Manly Saber.
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(Posted Sat, 26 Oct 2002 15:37)
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