[Episode 76652] [Episode 76652]AH well... Now it was Minka's turn. Like his father before him, it was time to start his journey. He would go to Professor Mahogany Stroaks's lab for some advice and to pick up his FIRST Pokegirl. "One who could very well become my Alpha..." Minka thought in all seriousness.
Shouldering his backpack, Minka left his room. It was time to get a move on. "Professor isn'tt going to wait forever..."
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Standing on the steps of the Professor's home/lab, Minka pressed the doorbell for the fiftieth time that hour. Christ! What was the professor doing that was taking so long!?
Finally, just when Minka was starting to give up hope, the door to the Professor's residence was opened by a Vaporita. The aqueous fox/squirrel-girl seemed to be a little nervous. Her hair was out of place and she had a definite blush to her cheeks. "Probably had just gotten through with a Taming," Minka thought seriously. "Especially if the smell is any indication."
Wiping her hair back for a moment, The Vaporita was trying to look presentable. "The professor will see you now. Walk this way."
"All right," Minka said to the Pokegirl. Seeing the Vaporita turn and start walking away, Minka followed her into the place. Although, as he travelled through the professor's home, he couldn't help but notice how nicely furnished the place was. "Probably can afford it, thanks to the League paychecks he's given for his work," Minka thought, as he didn't want to seem rude.
It didn't take too long before the Vaporita lead Minka to the back of the professor's home. The area was just one HUGE lab. Computers were all about the room from floor to ceiling. One wall seemed to be a series of visual communication screens, "Probably because he has a conenction to PokeCenters all around the world," Minka muttered to himself as he looked around, just taking in the sights. "Hey! The prof's even got a large map of the world. I wonder what all those red dots on it stand for..."
"Mr. Andrews!" Came a voice which took Minka out of his thoughts.
Looking around more, Minka then noticed the professor standing by a computer console. He was wearing his white labcoat...
...And no pants...
...Nor underwear...
"PROFESSOR!!!" Minka screamed in horror, clutching at his eyes. Oh God, he did NOT want to see that!
Wondering why the hell Minka was shrieking as though he had stared into the bowles of hell itself, Professor Mahogany Stroaks looked down at himself. "Oops! Sorry about that, Minka."
"MY EYES!" Minka screamed. "DEAR SWEET GOD IN HEAVEN, MY VIRGIN EYES!!!"
"Oh, stop being such a whiny grade-schooler," the professor grumbled as he walked over to a cabinet hanging down from one of his monitors. He opened it and took out a new pair of pants which he hastilly put on. "You can look now," the professor then called out, "Whiny bitch."
Trying to see through the haze of red that had been his blood, Minka saw, (or could at least make out) that the professor had indeed put on a pair of pants. "Oh, thank God..."
"Now then, Mr. Minka Andrews," the professor began as he looked seriously at the eighteen-year-old. "I know you've gotten your Tamer's License recently, and I'm willing to guess you've come to me for your first Pokegirl, right?"
"Correct, sir," Minka said while rubbing his eyes as to get over the small stint of blindness. "I mean, you are a sponsor of all the new Tamers of Pantless Town."
"Indeed, indeed," the professor said. "And I do have a few Pokegirls lined up from you to choose from. Each of a different element."
"Really?" Minka asked.
"Yes, see for yourself," The professor said as he motioned for Minka to walk over to one of the monitors. Minka did so and saw the PokeDex entries of the Pokegirls available.
CATGIRL, the All Purpose Perfectual Pokegirl
Type: Animorph, very near human
Element: Psychic
Frequency: Common
Diet: human style foods, particularly fish and milk
Role: Catgirls can be found working behind the desk at Kwik-E-
Marts to being pets to being partnered with a human in the security forces. They are also found as typists and clerks.
Libido: Average (becomes High monthly)
Strong Vs: Fighting, Poison, Psychic
Weak Vs: Bug, Dark, Ghost
Attacks: Scratch, Bite, Slap, Kick
Enhancements: High speed and agility, high hand-eye coordination, night vision, enhanced senses
Evolves: Cabbit (orgasm), Housecat (normal), Griffon (Angel Stone), Cheetit (Cat E-Medal), Cheshire (Psi Cyrstal), Shaguar (Ice Crystal), Tigress (battle stress), Catfish (Water Stone), Mistoffeles (Mana Crystal)
Evolves From: Kitten (normal)
Catgirl is the normal end evolution of Kitten. They are often found in the private sector as workers or pets. They tend to be playful, affectionate, mischievous, proud, and fastidious. Kittens and Catgirls were one of the breeds to fiercely battle Mao during the Rebellion, and one particular Kitten (Tianna) refused to kill her former Master's human girlfriend despite Psi-dyke mind control and being nearly broken through dominating Tamings. The Catgirl was popular as a breed prior to this, but after this story broke it surged to unheard of levels. Another Kitten, Kimiko, was credited with helping to bring down the mad Tamer Happosai. As a result of all this good press, Catgirls are considered to be "darn near human" and mistreating a catgirl in public is likely to bring public outcry.
CHIKOTIT, the Plant Pokegirl
Type: Near human plant
Element: Plant
Frequency: Common in Johto league, Rare in other leagues
Diet: vegetarian based diet
Role: gardeners
Libido: Average with high tendencies
Strong Vs: Water, Poison, Cat types
Weak Vs: Fire
Attacks: Vine Whip, Razor Leaf, Catnip Kiss, Solar Beam, Tackle
Enhancements: Strong skin, invulnerable to the effects of spores or poison attacks
Evolves: Boobleaf (normal), Driad (evolved Boobleaf; normal)
Evolves From: Nymph (Leaf Stone)
A Chikotit has similar powers to those of Boobasaurs, but they are more affective and have a higher libido. They love plants and are usually used as gardeners.
They love to take sun baths in the nude since they get some of their energy from the sun, and their skin doesn't get burned by it. A Chikotit will show unconditional love and loyalty to a tamer that had shown affection, sympathy or has come to the aid of them when they needed help.
They have an immunity system against the effects of spores and poisons, and they can learn the Solar Beam attack sooner than other plant type pokegirls. They also can use the Catnip Kiss technique, which only affects cat type pokegirls.
PEEKABU, the Electric-Mouse Pokegirl
Type: Animorphic - Mouse
Element: Electric
Frequency: Uncommon (Indigo & Crimson League)
Diet: fruits, nuts, pokechow
Role: storm troopers (literally)
Libido: Average to High
Strong Vs: Electric, Flying, Steel, Water
Weak Vs: Dragon, Ground, Plant, Rock
Attacks: Thunder Shock, Thunder Wave, Thunder Bolt, Agility Enhancements: Speed
Evolves: Ria (Thunder Stone)
Evolves From: Pia (normal)
Peekabu are similar to Titmice in many regards. They are good foragers, have sensitive ears and tails and are rarely over four to five feet tall. However, Peekabus have a higher pleasure threshold and DO make fair combatants.
A Peekabu CAN be a good starting pokegirl, provided the trainer take certain precautions, such as rubber suits, rubber gloves, grounding lines, etc. or simply gaining the Peekabu's trust. Once trust is gained, the rubber materials are only required if the Peekabu loses _complete_ control during orgasm.
The role of the Peekabu in Sukebe's army was part of a Storm Generation force. Any army that could resist his other pokegirls would have a hard time stopping a force of nature that was generated by this task force. Magic, psychic or water pokegirls would create a cloud cover while flying pokegirls, carrying Peekabus and Joltinas, would create gale-like winds as the electric pokegirls rained lightning down on the enemy forces, who would refrain from retaliating, believing the storm to be natural. Indeed, the Storm Generation force hadn't lost a single member, even up to the point where they were eventually dissolved.
SQUIRTITTY, the Titillating Turtle Pokegirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Water
Frequency: Common
Diet: vegetarian, seafood
Role: water bearer
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Fire, Rock, Water
Weak Vs: Electric, Ice, Plant
Attacks: Water Gun, Glare, Leer, Scratch, Withdraw
Enhancements: Increased Lung Capacity, Armored Shell
Evolves: Whoretortle (normal), Blastits (evolved Whoretortle; normal)
Evolves From: None
Squirtitties are the de facto Water-type pokegirl, being among the most common of their element. They aren’t much to look at until they undergo their evolutions however. A Squirtitty has blue skin, darker blue hair, and a large red shell covering most of her back. The underside of the shell wraps around her stomach, ending just under her breasts and just above her waist. It remains solidly on her back, despite the underside only covering that part of her torso. The underside of the shell is a pale, off-white color. Squirtitties are usually a little pudgy, and tend to have small breasts, with a B-cup being the largest known for them. They never have any hair between their legs.
Squirtitties are only slightly more proficient at swimming than your average human, but are able to hold their breath for nearly half an hour before needing air. They aren’t meant to be deep-water divers though, since their shell acts as a mild flotation device for them, its composition being mildly buoyant as a natural precaution against drowning. Squirtitties are about as able on the land as they are in the water.
A Squirtitty’s trademark attack is her Water Gun attack, which lets her spit water from her mouth. Like other water pokegirls, she stores this water throughout her body in small “sacs” that help to keep her hydrated over longer periods of time. Unlike other water-pokegirls, two of her largest water sacs are located in her breasts. This has the odd effect of letting her squeeze her own breasts and letting water squirt out of them, letting the Squirtitty use her Water Gun attack from them as well. Many Tamers enjoy using their Squirtitty’s breasts in lieu of public water fountains to drink, since the process that lets a Squirtitty store water within her body also purifies the water, making it exceptionally clean. The one drawback to them continuously using their breasts (or as they prefer to call them, their jugs) this way is that as they lose water, they decrease in size. Concentrated use of their Water Gun from their chest will, after a few minutes, cause them to be flat as a board up top. This is quite embarrassing for a Squirtitty, since it not only makes her look less sexy, it also is a sign that she failed at doing her task well, since she ran out of water doing it. As such, Squirtitties love processes that enhance their bust size, such as being hit with Bloom powder, since it makes them look better and lets them hold more water. Like other Water-types, they need to be submerged in water every few days to keep them in top condition. A Squirtitty’s shell is used in battle only as a defensive move. When she uses Withdraw, she’ll curl into the fetal position, and face her back towards her foe, trusting her shell to protect her. She is unable to pull any part of herself back into her shell.
Many Tamers enjoy having their Squirtitty go down on them before or during Taming, since, as Water-types, they can hold their breath for a long time. When Taming, Squirtitties are quick to get wet (although this isn’t water), and like being on their back, since the feeling of being on their shells makes them feel slightly helpless. This isn’t true, since a Squirtitty has no problem righting herself from this position, but it makes it much more enjoyable for her, lending a submissive element to it that drives her wild.
Feral Squirtitties are relatively easy to capture out of the water. They tend to use their Water Gun attack a little too freely, and once they’re done with that, capturing them isn’t hard at all. Threshold girls who become Water-type pokegirls tend to become Squirtitties more often than other Water-types.
VIXXEN, the Fornicating Fox Pokegirl
Type: Anthropomorph
Element: Fire
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: omnivore
Role: Vixxen have been used as one of the more popular pokegirls with Tamers for centuries. They are also found in industries where the ability to Flamethrow is handy.
Libido: High
Strong Vs: Bug, Fire, Ice, Plant, Steel
Weak Vs: Ground, Rock, Water
Attacks: Flamethrow, Tackle, Wrestle, Sex Attack 1
Enhancements: Fire Resistance, Quickness, Enhanced Hearing (x4) and Smell (x4)
Evolves: Foxx (Fire Stone)
Evolves From: Kitsune (Fire Stone)
Horny as a Vixxen goes the saying, and that *is* the most noticeable character feature of a Vixxen. Vixxens are ready: anytime, anywhere, any conditions. They rarely understand why their Tamers are reluctant to engage in sex in some situations, and tend to be very earthy and aggressive.
Vixxens are among the most common domesticated varieties of pokegirl but are rarely kept as pets due to their occasional lack of control and tendency to set things on fire. Vixxens are reddish furred humanoids with a slight muzzle, slender frame, and long bushy tail. Their sense of smell and hearing are quite good, and they make fair foragers.
"Well, Minka," Professor said after Minka was done reading the entries. "Which Pokegirl do you want as your beginning Pokegirl?"
"Well..." Minka began at length. This was an important decision and could very well make or break his career as a Tamer. "Well, Professor... I'll choose..."
"Ah, good choice, Minka. They're very good for Tamers just starting out."
"An excellent choice. Considering the large forested areas around teh city, you'll have a slight advantage starting out."
"All right but I'll warn you Minka. They can be QUITE volatile in the beginning. I suggest wearing rubbers... And not just condoms!"
"Ah... All right then. Here you go, Minka!"
"...I hope you like sex 24 hours a day, Andrews..."
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